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@thecraziestcomet

All I do is spam reblog, talk in the tags, and lie. What do you want?
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Reblogged dooplissss
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whoa…it’s crazy, i was under the impression that the cat has been fed every day for the past 19 years. but he’s informing me right now that’s never happened? not once in his life?

#cats
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Reblogged transcarcinization
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The thing about professional wrestling that I find really and truly fascinating is that it takes place in a setting where

  1. Magic is unambiguously real
  2. That fact is completely irrelevant 98% of the time and has little bearing on anything

Most settings where magic is real are about magic. The wizards are the main characters or the antagonists. The presence of ghosts or mutants comes up within the first three sentences of any reasonable summary, or is a major plot twist that changes the entire story.

Meanwhile pro wrestling is a combat sport with scripted outcomes and surrounding storylines. "And also sometimes they do necromancy" is such an extraneous detail not worth mentioning. But also I cannot stress enough that sometimes they do necromancy.

You can go an entire show with zero wizard nonsense, but at any given point on any show in any promotion it wouldn't be shocking for a wizard (or demon or alien or vampire etc) to appear.

The wizards don't even win particularly often. Having actual magic powers that you use to cheat is actually somewhat less effective than "hitting someone with a blunt object while the referee is distracted" or "being large".

Funniest possible approach to magic.

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there are three notable magical wrestlers to have gotten wins via magic:

  1. The Undertaker. he's a zombie cowboy undertaker biker wizard. he has lightning powers, can turn people evil, and can teleport
  2. Bray Wyatt and The Fiend. Bray Wyatt stole The Undertaker's lightning powers and had the power to summon insects and bugs, but otherwise didn't win very often. however, when he was possessed by The Fiend, he went on to be unbeaten for ages
  3. Finn Balor and The Demon. The Demon is a guy that possesses Finn Balor. most of the time, when The Demon is wrestling, he's impossible to beat

so the way to be successful as a magical wrestler is to make friends with some kind of demon or devil and let them possess you, or to get really into Limp Bizkit

#i was about to tag this as sports but I think#theater#fits more
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Reblogged transcarcinization
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my storytelling final! or, that week i almost went blind cross-hatching!

it’s a couple weeks old at this point, but i’m still proud of it (all that cross-hatching…) even though looking back at it now i can see a ton of flaws or things i just could’ve done better. maybe i’ll redo it one day.

the page colors are kind of wonky because they’re photographs; i didn’t have a scanner big enough for the pages.

hell yeah monster/human friendships

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Awwww, cute comic!!!

#comics
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Reblogged transcarcinization
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my storytelling final! or, that week i almost went blind cross-hatching!

it’s a couple weeks old at this point, but i’m still proud of it (all that cross-hatching…) even though looking back at it now i can see a ton of flaws or things i just could’ve done better. maybe i’ll redo it one day.

the page colors are kind of wonky because they’re photographs; i didn’t have a scanner big enough for the pages.

hell yeah monster/human friendships

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Awwww, cute comic!!!

#comics
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Reblogged raccoonmilf
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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

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They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

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well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

#birds