The Coffeelorian

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Coffee’s Fic Café, Redux!

Vilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome…

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So, cool people.

Once upon a time, I had originally thought that sticking a short blurb at the beginning of my fanfiction list would be enough of an introduction to get to know me, as well as assuming (at the time) that people would focus more on my stories and less upon my general history…these days, however, that may no longer be the case.

This is kinda why I hope to start over almost entirely from scratch, as well as go into a bit more detail about what it is I write about and why I write it in the first place, so…here goes nothing.

ABOUT ME:

Since my first memory of Star Wars involved the Ewoks in “Return Of The Jedi”, I guess I officially count as an Elder Fan, and therefore have been in the SW fandom ever since childhood. Since then, as you all will see below, I’ve done a bunch of work in several facets of the Galaxy Far, Far Away; as well as dabbling in other fandoms in order to broaden my horizons somewhat. I’ve also started to do a little fanart recently, so once I’ve got this pinned post up and running, I will eventually add my pieces to the proper fandom sections.

ABOUT MY WRITING STYLE/PREFERENCES:

Sooooo…when I mention in a fic that the romance will be ‘slow burn’, chances are the main plotline will probably brought about the exact same way. This means that, if we’re going by recent examples, the Female Reader will start witnessing some hints of future conflicts from her extended family by Chapter 9 (TBB: Kiss Me, Captain), or else finally getting a moment alone with a certain space pirate by Chapter 9 (SC: Anomaly). This also kinda means that I need my audience to be ultra-patient with me sometimes, as I’m just not that kind of writer who jumps straight into the “woo-hoo” without a literal ton of preparation beforehand.

WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:

So, what does this mean for any and all interested readers?

Simple–I need likes (❤️); I need reblogs (🔁); and if you’re feeling really excited, horrified, etc. about a recent chapter, comments (🗨️). It’s as simple as that, because it’s feedback that makes the world go 'round, and because this site is NOT Tiktok, i.e. views alone WON’T let me know if anybody enjoys my hard work. Therefore, hit the proper icons when my updates come, and I won’t ever end up throwing my efforts away in frustration because people weren’t bothered to interact.

Anyways! Now that I’ve gotten through all my explanations, here is a current record of all my fanworks:

STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH

(De)Stressing (Captain Howzer x Reader)

Kiss Me, Captain (Captain Howzer x Female Reader)

The Surprise Guest (Crosshair x Reader)

Caf, Chocolates, and Comfort (Tech x Reader)

The New Aftermath Series (S1 Rewrite)

Burn // Standoff // Heart Of Stone

Overwatch (You Are Omega)

Rogue Punned (A Space Parody)

STAR WARS: SKELETON CREW

Anomaly (Jod Na Nawood x Female Reader)

OTHER STAR WARS TALES

The Special Guest (Codywan)

Comm Chatter (Anomaly Tie-In)

CALL OF DUTY

Sachertorte (König x Reader)

GLADIATOR II

Everyone’s Got Secrets (House Husband AU)

FARGO

Promises (Ole Munch x Reader)

STARLIGHT EXPRESS

On Another Track: Part 1

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thecoffeelorian
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Looking at some of these near-canonical maps of Panem, I’m struck by how close certain opposing Districts like 1 and 7 are, and probably just a bit too curious as to what life was like before and after states like Montana would have been cut down the middle.

I mean, are there Barkers in District 7 who quit talking to their pro-Capitol relatives? Are there Masons in District 1 who wish they didn’t stubbornly stay where they were? Or am I really just blowing smoke, and a lot of people just got pushed behind new borders without so much as an advance warning?

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