Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday
WRONG FUCKING IMAGE
HAPPY MAMA MIA ITS-A WEDNESDAY WRONG FUCKING IMAGE WEDNESDAY
I have reblogged this post on previous Wednesdays without adding anything to it, but I figured to respect the artist it might be a good idea to add a link to the source of the photo.
Anyway, Happy Mama Mia It's-A Wednesday Wrong Fucking Image Wednesday once again.
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????
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went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
did you guys know that when you read something that is so difficult to understand at first that it fatigues you, if you keep on reading it does actually get easier to understanding? that the fatigue is actually your brain forming new pathways and even if you stop reading that pathway remains there half built waiting for you to return? did you know? have you told people about this?
Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I want to thank/blame gold_pen_leaps for tossing out an idea in the New Tideland discord the other day that kicked off a series of silly ideas that have been HAUNTING me.
Her original premise was, What if Murderbot thought Gurathin and JollyBaby were dating and got weird and jealous about it?
Which, very funny to begin with. But then, because none of us have hinges in there, we rapidly progressed to, What if Gurathin and JollyBaby actually ARE hooking up? What would that even be like? (I proposed Gurathin reassuring Murderbot that he's not in physical danger because it's "just port stuff" and I'm still giggling at myself) WHAT IF bots who are interested in humans (humanfuckers?) think Gurathin is devastatingly hot because he's augmented?
Wait, wait... I have a picture for this...
I'm too lazy to retype all of it but this is what i have been feeding Mari this morning because I am now absolutely obsessed with the idea of bots getting all hot and bothered about gurathin's entire *waves vaguely*
Meanwhile back home at Preservation, Gurathin is getting this eerie feeling like he's being watched all the time...
In the local unhinged bot discord:
Haulin'Ass: I saw him sneeze today! I love when humans do that it's so weird and cute!
Pinging_Respectfully: I'm going to say hi next time I see him.
Haulin'Ass: NOOOOO (yesssssss)
third bot groupchat schism like, "this chat is only for human & bot CAMARADERIE. stop making plugging in WEIRD and GROSS. check out my new fanart, if you repost it in the botfucker chat I will RUN YOU OVER 😤😠"
YES, and please consider:
A thread where they post pictures of him in profile and then jokingly (not entirely jokingly) say things like, "Zoom in. Enhance," and talk about how his port looks under various lighting schemes...
YES EXACTLY. marked NSFW too
I'm gonna just plug in (LOL) @disturbanceonthesoup's "Improper Use of Data Ports" because "gurathin's slutty data port" has been burnt into my brain since august
You and me both. I have even made a very shoddy graphical homage to Gurathin's slutty data port for use as a discord emote - sadly it is totally unreadable at that size, but I have zero regrets over spending time on it.
omg the slutty data port itself 🖤 !!! can i offer, a screenshot?
"Ooh. Look at him, all fancy with his augments."
Thanks for the completely normal commentary Murderbot.
it's listening and learning ok
Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.
you people aren't CASTING
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
Like to charge, reblog to cast?
Alexander Skarsgård and David Dastmalchian attend Apple TV+'s ‘Murderbot’ premiere in New York City (April 28, 2025)
Random Hayden of the day
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