Megurine Luka [巡音ルカ]

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... Have you ever felt like a third wheel?

So here's a good question.

Do digimon eat each other? I mean, I've had sushi, and my partner is a fish, so.

Really, it makes one wonder...

... Who are you supposed to be?

L-Luka?! You're back! It's me, Swimmon!

Uh, are you a new mascot? Because I already have one... she's small and has tentacles...

What? No! Come on! I'm your digimon partner!

... Is this Tokyo? Because it just got a lot weirder looking. I don't remember so many freakish looking things being there before...

...

Hm. I'm going to go get some sushi!

W-wait! Luka....!

Happy Activation Day, Miku.



( OOC: Pretend she's on a stage or something and singing it, and that it's Luka to Miku, not the other way around. )

Happy Birthday, Gaku.

[ Then, it fades to where Luka's at a microphone stand and she's sitting on a bar stool. She opens her mouth to sing and she sings happy birthday in Japanese. ]

[ The video shows that the room is dark at first, but then two spotlights come on in Caritas bar, lighting up the two figures on the stage. Music begins, and then THIS HAPPENS:



[ then the music ends. ]

[ There's sounds of what seems like slithering and smooshy sounds. They get louder as the recording continues, sounding vaguely... sexual in nature. However, as the sounds continue, the tentacles move around something, trying to find her way. ]

... ne? What's that noi-... se...

[ They continue until she gets really close, like on Haku's chest, slightly groping it due to her tentacles. ] Haku?

... L... Lu... AIEEEE! [a scream and a crash as she knocks over a bowl from the counter] GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF

Haku?! [ And she goes a tumblin' to the ground. ]

WHY ARE YOU AN OCTOPUS?! ... WHY WERE YOU GROPING ME?!

I don't know what happened. I was normal one minute, the next I was turned into basically TakoLuka.

IEEE! [Haku is now in a corner of the kitchen, arms around her chest] I-I th-think y-you g-got s-some tr-tricked c-c-candy...

Oh, so that's what it was... GAKU, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. [ Annnnnd she's off to punish the guy. ]

... T-takoluka... [ quiet sob, and Haku curls up on the floor ]

*there's a bit of a pause, but the music starts up...*

I did this right, didn't I? Well... alright.

I'm Megurine Luka, and it seems like I've went from the stage to the Digital World. It seems like my siblings have went missing in my world. Miku, Haku, Len, Rin, Kaito... It's good to be away from Gaku, though. Stupid him and asking me perverted questions...

Swimmon has taken herself to tell me that I'm in Asuka. Where would my family be, however?