Advice Go On, Get Out Of Here
Can't you tell when you're not wanted anymore?
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An Open Thread, and Sea Room
The Toast's final Friday open thread. Farewell.
Advice A note on The Toast
This is not a joke, Hillary Clinton actually wrote this for us. The one running for President.
The Final Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a series of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Books Things Lucy Maud Montgomery Lied To Me About
That it would be impossibly romantic to live on a small island in the middle of a lake, rather than just incredibly inconvenient.
Hey Ladies: Take it to Slack
In which the Ladies Slack off into the sunset.
Books Miss Havisham: A History
Carrie Frye on Miss Havisham, one of Dickens's most memorable characters, who presides over Great Expectations "like a great, ill-willed fairy queen."
Art Portraits Of “The Wrath Of Achilles” That Just Make Me Wanna Cuddle Him
The wrath of Achilles is adorable and petulant!
Little Ones: Five Cartoons by Liana Finck
The Toast presents five new cartoons by Liana Finck.
Meta Thank You, Toast.
I just wanted to say thank you, Best Site on the Internet.
Cartoons & Comics Life Advice from the Faceless Girl: A Comic
The Toast presents a new comic by Adrienne Celt.
A Linguist Explains Emoji and What Language Death Actually Looks Like
The final column by The Toast's resident linguist discusses emoji and language death.
History The Negro Motorist Green Book and Black America’s Perpetual Search For A Home
Carvell Wallace's exploration of the Negro Motorist Green Book leads to a meditation on gentrification, belonging, and race in America.
Art Paintings Of The Torture Of Prometheus Where It Actually Looks Like The Eagle Assigned To Tear Out His Liver Is His New Boyfriend
The punishment of Prometheus (he was chained to a rock and had his eternally-regenerating liver torn out by an eagle every day) has always been a popular topic for Western artists, and why not; it's full of action poses and furious birds and gave everyone the chance to draw hands. A real win-win! And yet: Over time, folks got a little sloppy, and eventually, more often than not, Prometheus and the eagle looked like boyfriends on the cover of a supernatural-themed gay romance novel.