You’ve been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.

Who’s rescuing you?

I used to think “soupçon” was a French word for crouton and I used it as the French word for crouton for a long time and nobody stopped me.

Soupçon actually means “suspicion” and the reason nobody called me out on this is because I would use the word to imply the idea of something sprinkled on top of something else ala croutons. If someone said, “A soupçon of homoeroticism,” I thought it meant “Someone sprinkled homoeroticism on this story like croutons on a delightful Caesar salad.”

I wrote multiple essays that used soupçon as a noun with this translation in mind and I got a degree and this haunts me.

There’s no point to this post, it’s just very important to me that you know that I can be quite stupid

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.03

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

“so what do you do for a living?”

i, uh. i am…..wretched. i’m a full-time wretch. i work from home

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams