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M: “What’s your name?”
R: “Rudolph.”
M: “What’s your real name, Rudolph?”
R: “… Red-Nose.”
M: “Quite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.”
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Merry Christmas y’all
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*dials my vampire friend* Yeah another one wants to stapler hole things…yeah if you could…no no, whenever you have the time
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