I type so fast that word processors crash (×56) — RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER: my daughter cannot,...

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RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

  1. my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
  2. a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
  3. daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
  4. always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
  5. you do not talk about my daughter

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Oh so NOW tumblr decides to pick this up, I posted this when I originally made the speech and only got 11 notes :(

Oh well, hey friends! That's me in the video, I love the fucking red circle around me like I'm a cryptid in a ghost video or something lol

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