just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text
My brother (17) and his friends like to play a game called “Manhunt” where several boys on foot are “hunted” by two boys in a car, whilst they share their phone locations on a timer. It’s basically a city-wide game of tag. My brother’s behavior made them add the rule that you cannot just sprint off straight into the woods (he’s a bow hunter and outdoorsman and they are city boys).
My parents consent to him playing this game. He called my mom while I was with her and said “hey if it’s cool I’m gonna have the boys over at the house to start a manhunt later” and my mom was like of course sweetie have fun.
when u first listen to bridge over water album and u gotta start using hall and oates for your musical duo jokes bc u realized simon and garfunkel is serious business not a laughing matter.
“do you think hall and oates explored eachother’s bodies?” hehe haha what a delightful concept
“do you think simon and garfunkel explored eachother’s bodies?” [stonefaced] i think for a time they did…but that time is over. love can be so fleeting.











