STU'S LJ

Hi everyone. Might as well come back to my LJ. Nowt else to do.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
01 - Dying
02 - Falling Out With Friends
03 - Not being a happy chappy

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
01 - Life
02 - Coronation Street
03 - My Technical Theatre Assignment

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
01 - French
02 - How to skateboard
03 - How to wickedly play the Guitar

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
01 - Black shirt
02 - Baggy jeans with white writing all down the back of the left leg.
03 - A silver bike chain bracelet

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
01 - A computer
02 - A baccy tin
03 - A winnie the pooh christmas card of my mate.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
01 - Be in a Matrix movie so I can do backflips and run on walls
02 - Drive a car
03 - Be famous

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
01 - Loud
02 - Funny
03 - In yer face

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
01 - I talk too fast
02 - I laugh at everything
03 - I'm a bit of a dumb-ass!

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
01 - English
02 - Scottish
03 - American

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 - Belly!
02 - Legs
03 - Mouth

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 - Hair (takes three hours to make short hair spike up!
02 - Hands (too stumpy)
03 - Feet

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
01 - I nearly killed myself two years ago.
02 - I've kissed a guy
03 - I laugh too much

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
01 - Seriously?
02 - Scary
03 - Bitch.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
01 - Heaven
02 - See my brother in scotland
03 - Hollywood

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
01 - Stu
02 - Stuart
03 - Thing

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
01 - Ibuki
02 - mr_happy_hamster
03 - the_architect

Anyone who ever says anything bad about domanatrix_girlis a fuck up and doesn't know what they are talking about. She is a wicked person - and she's seriously sexy too haven't you noticed?!! (heh heh) And she is a complete star. And if anyone says anything about her I i will rip their heads off and shove it up their butt hole.

=)

I'm looking forward to christmas now. On Saturday my mum is coming round to my flat to bring all my presents from the family. The thing is now though... i need to buy all of them presents too. With just thirty pounds... How is that gonna happen? But once my mum has gone and I have all the presents... I'll just open them I think. I'm gonna be on my own in my flat this christmas anyway, so it doesn't matter. It's only three days earlier I'd be opening them. And on christmas day, well, I'll just eat chocolate and watch films, and play any new games I might get...

Christmas Time...

Yippeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My head is exploding. My ears are bursting. My nose is blocked. My throat is sore.
I am ill.
I've been ill all day. For weeks I've been waking up thinking I have a cold, but after I eat it's OK. And now, I wake up and feel as if I'm going to die. Yippee.
I just need to be in my flat (preferably without the hour long bus journey)eat something that isn't going to make me puke, and have my friends come round (not talking to me too much or I'll get annoyed at having to make the effort to talk to them) And play Final Fantasy 10. But that won't happen. I'll end up going out, having fun, smoke too much and be sick at home and not come to college tomorrow and be really depressed. Heh heh...

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kayleigh's Christmas party. It was Llywela who spiked the punch with too much Smirnoff Export Strength Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 200 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like spunk.

I thought it was funny when I put Chas's boxer shorts on my head and danced the robot on the fridge-freezer while singing `people=shit'. I didn't mean to break Kayleigh's television and don't know why Kayleigh would sue me for arson.

I don't remember calling Shara's wife a horny pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Carwyn's husband's nipple, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my motorbike through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a happy great white shark and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all murderous and evil. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bouncy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and powerfully yours,
Stu (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 1 bucks!

Hey!
Why not join this community that I created - matrix_rpg

Yup. There you have it, you are a Vampire</a>.


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I'm in college now. Doin a completely anally patronizing fucked up dimwit crappy computer course that's being taught by a mentally molested neurotic pubic hair called barbara.

Fuck it's boring. We spent 3 years learning how to load microsoft word. It makes me want to emotionally abuse myself.

WELL anyway I'm a bit hyper today, and I thieved this test off Rinoa for all you lovely people to fill in. Heh heh.
Here goes.


1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I loveable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. What do you think my weakness is?
8. Do you think I'll get married?
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?

Could anyone here tell me how to save a document on word?

JOKE</marquee>

You are Tank, from "The Matrix." Loyal till the end, you spare no expense in ensuring the well-being of others.