THAT'S NOT RIGHT

i want to live in a mall, where the temperature's always the same.

and the people are nice.

Yep, that's where i shop. Where the people are nice.

I've been afk for a while now. No particular reason for it, really.....just feeling the need to do things other than sit infront of this screen. Intsead, I've been spending quite a lot of time staring out of my window, listening to the best of tunes using the new mp3/cd/am/fm/tv/weather band walkman i just bought from circuit city. it's just the coolest little thing.

PAUL -- i received the clover, and I wanted to say how thankful I am to know such a person who would send a treasure such as this. For a great part of my life, I didnt believe they exist, accept for the one I saw on an episode of the Wonder Years, one that Winnie Cooper gave to Kevin for Christmas, encased in glass, but ofcourse i presumed it was just a Hollywood prop and nothing more. Thankyou, thankyou, for this little piece of magic from the magical land of Cornwall.

MEL - your upcoming visit to chi-town has me giddy beyond belief. You have no idea how lonely this town can be to a girl from Queens who just wants to shoot some shit in a tea shop.

This is just an update to say that I am feeling okay. I've been using my brand new state ID a LOT. My new prescription glasses have given me a new outlook on life. Those of you in Chicago, if you are doing anything interesting today, please let me in on it. I'm suffering from an abundance of time.

I am cooler than anyone you will ever know. Trust me.

I just joined this community. I love Kevin Meaney. He is hilarious.

I just got finished watching an episode of Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn (horrible show with excellent guests). Tonight's guest were Mario Cantone, Dr. Dre and none other than Kevin Meaney. He was great, possibly beyond great. He wasnt wearing his usual attire but that didnt seem to matter, he was at the top of his game. Highlight include him telling about how much he "enjoys the Eminem" and trying to understand his closing statment through his own laughter.

None of this brings me to the question: "Has anyone seen him preform live?"

There's definitely something you have to respect about a man who's been using the same material for more than 20 years and the a wardrobe similar to an aging Eddie Munster. This man could possibly only be compared to Rodney Dangerfield. He is a genius and a master at his trade.

:: knock knock ::

excuse me sir... sir...

WOULD YOU LIKE A CHOK-O-LEET?

Kevin Meaney fucking rules. He is just about the best comedian ever. He has been doing the same jokes since the early 80's, but it doesn't matter, because that material remains totally awesome. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. One time, Kevin Meaney got in a fight at an airport. He does not give a fuck. Kevin Meaney wears a little bow tie. He does impressions of his mother. I wonder what his mother thinks of his comedy? All I know is I sure do love Kevin Meaney. LOL! :0)