The Plorn Dickens

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

in case you don’t know -> The Plorn Dickens

New intro post (read before interacting)

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☾ ⋆˚࿔ Moon Drunk Monster

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1, 2, 3, 4 stars…

About Me:

✮⋆˙ Name: Matty
✮⋆˙ Age: 15
✮⋆˙ Birthday: 30/06
✮⋆˙ Pronouns: She/Her (Still Figuring Stuff Out)
✮⋆˙ Gender: What Is Gender? 😭 (AFAB tho)
✮⋆˙ Sexuality: Lesbian
✮⋆˙ Relationship Status: Finally Out Of The Situationship!
✮⋆˙ Languages: French, English

☾ ⋆˚࿔ Beautiful And Strange

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☾ ⋆˚࿔ Howl Your Melancholy Question

5, 6, 7, 8 stars…

TV Shows/Movies/Books:

✮⋆˙ Heated Rivalry
✮⋆˙ Heartstopper
✮⋆˙ Young Royals
✮⋆˙ Arcane
✮⋆˙ The Umbrella Academy
✮⋆˙ The Hunger Games
✮⋆˙ Solitaire
✮⋆˙ A Good Girl’s Guide To Murder
✮⋆˙ Red, White and Royal Blue
✮⋆˙ The Fault In Our Stars

☾ ⋆˚࿔ And Tell Me

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☾ ⋆˚࿔ Which You Dread More

9, 10, 11, 12 stars…

Music:

✮⋆˙ Reneé Rapp
✮⋆˙ Conan Gray
✮⋆˙ Taylor Swift
✮⋆˙ Billie Eilish
✮⋆˙ Maneskin
✮⋆˙ Girl In Red
✮⋆˙ Cavetown
✮⋆˙ The Neighbourhood
✮⋆˙ Baby Queen
✮⋆˙ Djo

☾ ⋆˚࿔ The Echo Or The Answer

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DNI: homophobe, sexist, bigot, old fuck, creepy, idk just be nice and normal

Pinned Post Poem Is “Moon Drunk Monster” By @shminsington On Twitter (X)
riverwriteswords379

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

minim-calibre

Goddamn it, it’s back.

If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.

minim-calibre

I swear, this is now my only writing motivation.

minim-calibre

BACK AGAIN??? Sigh. 

hsavinien

Okay, sorry if anyone gets sick of this, but it’s the best way for me to get myself to write.

no-one-offical

i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated

it’s back once more… sighs i guess i’ve gotta write will being depressed over his boyfriend dying

i needed this so much moots if you love me i beg you to reblog this and tag me
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creamsiclemelt

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GOD I'm so fucking tired

facelessoldgargoyle

the constant attitude that it’s only straight women who are into Heated Rivalry is condescending as fuck and I’m sick of it. People are so scared that a show can be titillating and meaningful. And people don’t act this way about shows that titillate straight men! No one acts like Game of Thrones can be dismissed because of the sex in it. Straight women love HR; queer men, women and others love HR; but god! what will we do without the approval of the Empty Netters?

facelessoldgargoyle

WOMEN ARE GAY THEYRE AT THE GAY BAR BECAUSE THEYRE GAY

compatible1221

It also suggests that just because women are into it then it should be dismissed. I also feel like when I, a lesbian, bring up that I love Heated Rivalry around any of my straight friends, but especially male friends, they always ask WHY I like it. Or they say something along the lines of, “wow I didn’t expect you to like that shit bc ur not into men.” Lesbians and straight men and straight woman and gay men and whoever the fuck else can enjoy this show and ANY show without being questioned about whether or not they CAN or SHOULD like it. It’s not even a real story, it’s an idea that someone came up with. It’s completely normal for people of all types to enjoy other people’s ideas. We do it literally all the time.

period
gaynehollander
gaynehollander

Ilya getting Shane out of his head when he's not playing up to his usual standard by straight up dirty talking to him in the locker room, whispering pure filth into his ear to rile him up. The only things the Cens can see is Shane seemingly getting progressively more angry, trying to unsuccessfully pull away from Ilya and then responding through gritted teeth, clearly seething. Honestly, for a minute there, it looks like he might hit him. But then he gets out on the ice and fucking demolishes and Ilya's just sitting on the bench, smug as fuck, because if there's one thing Shane has trained himself into through the years of secret hookups, it's playing an amazing game while fucking bricked up.