Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry
You know who else is being put down?
I'm so sorry muscle man
soma
Seeing a hot girl with genuinely interesting and intense fetishes be constantly pestered by men who see penetrative sex in various situations and manners as the pinnacle of kink will always be such a pity. Like leave that poor girl alone she's destined to be with someone who will fundamentally alter her mind and state of being in ways most men could never dream of...
If I had a space ship I would make having sex against the rules on my spaceship to make the sex we have on my spaceship even hotter on my space ship
why is everything a dead wife to you people.
my dead skateboarding cousin
Memento Throckmori
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO
and the mayor's office is probably really glad that this is happening. Because it lets them fix the sort of small problems that effect people on a day-to-day basis, that can be hard to report, but can potentially lead to bigger problems down the line. Plus it's good PR.