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it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

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yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:

  • walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)
  • going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices
  • handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")
  • cosplaying as a giant bacterium
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*hands you my business card* it contains a single drawing of a flea

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*instinctively you flip it over searching for information*

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