Writer's Block: What Next?
What do you think happens to us when we die?
at first it looks like utter darkness except the words 'Game Over' and absolutely rockin' music. then the lights come back on and you're in a huge office the size of a planet. then these women in black suits with flatline symbols on them test to see if you have any Continues or not. if you have some, you're free to go back to whatever you were doing before you died. if you don't, you'll be deleted, which is total nonexistence in every sense of the word - there won't even be any information about you having ever existed in any possible world. if you don't like your life, you can choose to not go back but to hang around the Game Over screen if you want to, as long as you don't get in the way of the staff. or you can opt for voluntary deletion. or you can even apply for a job there, if you're insane.
everything goes to the Game Over screen. if you choke on a chicken bone, you might meet the chicken on the Game Over screen. this is really embarassing for both parties.
i've seen this in a dream several times so i'm pretty sure it's true. i'm kind of looking forward to it. its a painless afterlife - quick, efficient, clean, clinical and neutral. and the music really does rock.