D'arrism
what is it, exactly?
well... i'm here to explain it to you.
D'arrism is a religion that i founded with a little help from
mikoto315 (known at that time as "Dagger"). i am its deity and it has a wide range of converts, from
mikoto315 herself to Relmy and all of my minions in between.
While i have many followers, only a few select and devoted chosen have made it to the title of "minion". Minions follow my word, do my bidding, and try and convert others, and in return i give them myself to worship and lots and lots of cookies. also, when a minion dies, they turn into an item for me to use in the future.
my minions include Relmy, my food supply, the Delf, who can't really do much except hit herself and quack on command, and DJ AM FunkyTown, who cannot die because when i die, he will die so that i can be reborn.
all minions have their own power.
Also, i have a few, select Prophets of D'arrism. they are my original converts and they are blessed to go and find potential D'arrists and report back to me so that i may confirm the candidates and expand my following.
the lowest known rank is Peche, then Belle Peche, Follower, Minion, Soldier, Monk, Priest, Prophet, High Priest, High Prophet.
In return, i grant you immunity of the stupidities of the world. I grant you use of the "D'arr" in all of its forms. I grant you a discount on the service. I grant you all equal oppurtunities. (if you feel you are not getting all of these from me, then obviously, you are not making me happy.)
ANYWAY! those are the basics of D'arrism.
contact me if you'd like to convert
reply if you have any questions
laters!
~tALKtMOtGtFoDoD~