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Hello! Welcome to my corner of the woods. Im a 26 year old cryptid a creature who has somehow found the internet. This account will contain all my special interests like dark romance/books, fanfiction, witchy occult things, cryptids, bugs, mushrooms, vampires, spiders. I'm hoping to write my own fanfiction and do my own cosplays.🍄
This account will have mature content on it, minors dont interact.
!Do not follow me if your racist, fatphobic, transphobic, homophobic!
Really obsessed with this exchange
was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"
Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart
every day is my birthday when i'm not facedown in an abandoned lake
Do the kids these days know that the traditional payment for "having your friends help you move" is "order everyone pizza after"?
Feed your friends. Feed your loved ones. Feed the people who help you. Feed your neighbors. Feed your community.
Seriously though, with a lot of people, especially friends, you can shamelessly and blatantly trade pizza / food for help and labor <3
