the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

I’m looking at horse pictures (attempting to find a drawing reference) and I can’t stop laughing at this one

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

(guy who is cursed) yeah I'm sure all of these things that are happening to me are just the consequences of my actions

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

this post is depressing af lets get some alley-oops in here

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

I never even considered how this might look to someone unfamiliar with the katamari game series

@twdgs

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

Gulmp.

tomorrow I'll do the possible

David Lynch