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@tanners-thigh-gap

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Hey you can’t really like. Do anything about somebody perceiving your behavior as rude. Like they’re not telling you you’re doing something illegal they’re just saying hey you’re kinda being a shithead. It’s not discrimination or oppression for somebody to tell you you’re acting like a shithead rn.

“Wahhh why can’t I blare my TikToks in a shared public space!”

You CAN dude. In fact you ARE. You’re just going to be perceived as kinda shitty for it.

Happy Penny Day to you and Yours! Every year on August 23rd we celebrate Penny Day! Penny Day is the day that Penny came home after being in the NICU for 81 days, but it is also a day to celebrate the smallest and simplest joys in life. Eat pasta and strawberry cake, drink chocolate milk and play in the sand! Happy Penny Day!

You don’t need to spend money or do anything crazy for Penny Day! You just need to find beauty in being unashamedly you. Here are some ways to celebrate Penny Day from Penny herself:

- lay down in the grass and say hello to every bug

- also say goodbye to every bug

- count to 5 and laugh like the count ( ha ha ha!)

-say thank you to everyone and and everything even inanimate objects

-drink so much water you may float away

-follow a plane across the sky, and wave hello

-eat bread and butter

-hug your belly tight and say “ it’s so good”

-hug the mirror and pat it softly

-know that you are also a miracle and deserve the world

-find beauty in the smallest things

-squeeze your loved ones hands and tell them Happy Day!

-I’m serious eat so much bread and cake and anything that makes your soul feel good and feel no guilt. Only joy at how strong and good your body is! You’ve come so far! You’ll go even farther! Happy Penny Day!

HAPPY PENNY DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE We have gone tow several bakeries and we have gone to many dollar stores and now we are going out to Village Tavern to have chips and Pasta! Happy Penny Day! Live a Whimsical Life!

Happy Penny Day Again to those who celebrate!

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me

it’s been talked about a million times but way too many books now have a problem with telling and not showing. a character in the book i’m reading rn said “my therapist says my anorexia and drug use is my way of gaining control” girl i don’t want to hear that i want to see you starving yourself and snorting coke every time something goes wrong

I WONT LIE FOLKS, THIS WHOLE YEAR HAS BEEN AN EXERCIZE IN STOPPING THE BLEEDING. BUT *CROWD LAUGHS* THAT DOES NOT CLOSE THE WOUND *UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER* NO IT DOES NOT.

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You