The Zone™️

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

It can groove and boogie so young. What a delightful creature.

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

This came to me in a dream. Extra dialogue under the cut

(Eridian Welcoming Committee concept and template by @justcakethanks )

Thx for help with dialogue @hypertrophic-kraken

a simple psa for everyone migrating from wattpad to ao3. you are welcome as long as you learn and respect the culture

Cloud nautilus

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

Ok

i have maintained ever since i WAS that suicidal fifteen year old that "your teenage years are the best years of your life" is a) the worst thing you can say to a suicidal teenager* and also b) COMPLETE fucking bullshit. your teenage years SUCK. your twenties are better but I PROMISE you, your thirties? WAY better. you know who you are and you're properly too old to give a fuck who disapproves. even though things may be fucked it's just easier to get through.

*like seriously? you see someone who wants to die and your response is 'well everything gets worse after this'? just hand them the fucking knife at that point.

made this some months ago and it still holds up

And, irrigation canals.

Saves 82% of water evaporation. 💧

Actually do cover our fields.

Solar doesn't compete with agriculture, and can be beneficial to it.

Just also cover our car parks.

people who comment on fics just to say that they are re-reading and still cried/felt emotions/loved it are the greatest people on earth and should be given a thousand dollars. 

addition: people who comment on fics to say that they are not even in this fandom and didn’t know the characters at all but read it anyway and loved it are also the greatest people on earth and should also be given a thousand dollars.  

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

The Hat Man is our greatest export

YOU are an intersex ally!

The binturong of nosiness

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

Ngl this has me kind of mad. Someone made AI slop of my art to advertise some slop app. I’m so mad because I declined hundreds of sponsorship offers for apps that felt exploitative of vulnerable groups and „ADHD-curing“ vitamins, and I’m here feeling bad advertising my book and they just go and do this. One of these vitamin grifters have used my art before without approval.

- I’ve only ever accepted one sponsorship for a drawing tablet

- I don’t use AI

- I don’t partner with vitamins, herbs, coachings, apps, anything that would make use of my target audience and that I don’t strongly believe in myself

So please know that if I do sponsorships I’ll post about it on my own channels to let you know. Please be safe out there, report these ads and never hesitate to ask me if you’re unsure.

And it should go without saying but I would never insult myself as an artist to this degree by using AI to make images for me. I do not use AI and despise having my art fed into it.

Thank you for making me aware of this and being with me for so many years 🫶

what the actual fuck

This kind of thing wouldn't be socially acceptable to do with photoshop and all of a sudden people think this is okay?

This should be treated with the same level of rage as deepfakes are