needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world
getting into the shower: hardest task in the world
being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧
getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world
being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower
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cursed ways to read homestuck
- skip straight to chapter 5 for the trolls
- read everything but chapter 5. fuck it
- only read the intermissions
- look at the pictures and don't read any of the text
- read the text and don't look at any of the pictures
- only read sbahj
- read every odd-numbered page
"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.
[image description: An educational gif showing how one infection can become many. We start with one red dot. This branches to 3. Each of those 3 branches to 3 more. And so on for 5 iterations until there are maybe 50 new red dots and more lines extending off the page. A text block pops up that says "OR...". One of the first 3 branches fades to the background as a text block announces "This person worked from home". All the branches following it also fade, removing a third of the total infections. This repeats further down the chain. Text blocks read "This Person Didn't go to that BBQ", "didn't fly domestically", "stayed at home". After this change, we can see there are maybe only 10 new cases. At the bottom of the gif is text that reads "@siouxsiew @XTOTL the spinoff.co.nz" and "cc-by-sa". end image description]
This is why I still mask 💚
sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done
90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at
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ALT🌈 ARTFIGHT 2025 🌈
I started really late, but here are all attacks I managed to do! In order, these are for: rome, Thorndrool, TikkiTobias, Dsadragon, Zafoofa, atomicpitou, trashghost, Estellars, Mareep, cowboyology, Cedarcider, and semioscuro
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You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.
i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe
Phwoah dads, they also have a chat function on their website!
Róa mama, now's about time I return from my polar slumber to reblog this.
I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
Friend, I have news you're gonna love.
Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Go forth. Be free.
Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment
Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom
We human beings have discovered patterns of light and/or sound that kill some people and we should probably not have hissy fits about your right to fire a weapon at my mom. Like if you could put some text onscreen explaining the upcoming seizure-inducing patterns so that people can scroll away. That’s super fucking easy. i AM sorry that something as mindless as a tiktok edit could kill someone but hey, so could driving to work every morning, we all treat THAT accordingly (long, pointed stare. because yes we had better be treating that accordingly too)
The casual abundance of Thing That Kills People doesn’t mean you shouldn’t avoid killing people