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I thought I may as well post for important dates or something like that since I'm not regularly posting any more. ^^; I might try to keep posting funny stuff but I'll have to multi-listen occasionally.

Well, since Rei's not going to post this, I will. She LEFT me! Well, actually Rei dropped out of our diploma course.

And so here I am, little ol' me in a dwindling class for people, getting ready for our main project that I needed to have the proposal to Adrian last week but meh, I've procrastinated again. And we STILL HATE Brendan! meh I take no notice of the brat in the class anymore though I know he's there most of the time.

Well, yeah, Rei left me and now I have Naomi, which is good and bad at the same time. I do have to explain and teach her things and me being a bad teacher is the bad thing but the good thing is that it helps me improve my teaching skills. Because I take leaps of faith in somethings or I've learnt them before (and don't remember properly), I get to think through the problems in the way Naomi does and it's usually a different way and I understand it more myself. But I will never, repeat NEVER EVER become a teacher by profession, it's just too hard.

We've been on holidays. Yeah, I know poor excuse since we've been back for 3 weeks doing our Diploma of Web development. Livejournal is blocked on TAFE's proxy so we can't do immediate updates anymore, except on Tuesday morning where we're connected directly to the web. *sigh* And also we only have 2.5 days a week on campus now, so funny random stuff doesn't happen so often.

Not sure of the exact date of this occurence; but sometime this year I was sitting down reading, along with a couple of African-American guys and a Chinese guy in the library. The Chinese guy was asleep in the chair. The guys opposite me were nudging and laughing to each other, I couldn't help but laugh along too.
Eventually the sleepy-head gave one loud snore; this made us all burst into laughter. He woke up, looked around, confused.
"A bit tired, mate?" one of the guys asked with a laugh.
"Yeah, just a little" he smiled back, collected all his books on the desk and hurried out as quickly as possible.

Okay, this is from yesterday. 

Sometime last week, Adrian bought in the balloon animal making materials, and everyone had a blast. There were normal balloons too, and we hung them around for the purty factor. Robyn also made some kind of doggy thing, with wings made of two normal balloons tied together. Anyway, someone went and unraveled a balloon dog or something and took the wings off Robyn's dog  and made a wang! 

After a few days the thin balloon had begun to deflate, so there was a few cm's of deflated balloon tube coming off the 'head' of the balloon wang, and if you squeezed it near the balloon balls, it looked like the balloon was getting a boner, due to ait moving up and inflating the deflated bit. So (needless to say, really...) sat there for about half and hour, squeezing it and giggling like an idiot.

ANYWAY!

Yesterday morning, we all came to class and it was all shriveled! AND IT ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE A PENIS! A small, small, thin one at that... BUT IT LOOKED LIKE A PENIS!!!! And Peter was like, "OMG REI! What have you done to it?! This is what happens when you play with them to much! Fix it!"  and proceeded to shove it at my mouth. I was like "Urgh, no way!" *hides*

So, PETER unwraps the balloon and starts re-inflating it to it's former glory. Then he re-attaches it to the balls and goes: "I made him happy with my mouth!"

Naturally, much laughing ensued from me. OH! AND! He blew it up too much, so there wasn't enough deflated balloon to do the squeezy thingy... :(

A few minutes after that, Peter needed a new mouse so Jean got one from the cupboard and gave it to him, and he started complaining about how hard the packaging was. So I go up to Pete and say:  "I know you like talking about hard packages..." and then JEAN was like : "Oh Rei, Behave!" and Peter laughed at me.

[Just after we find that a classmate of ours that is being sucky, is going to get a good ass kicking!)

Me: *hi fives*
One of us: Victory!
*pause*

Both: *hums the final fantasy victory theme*

[cue: much laughter]

It's now official! I'm good! at what I do, Ben's life got so much easier when he's using Flash because of my expertise in the program. ^_^ Simple things can be the hardest to accomplish, but I can always help with little tricks. And Ben and Erin have offered for me to do their work because their frustrated with their work, Thanks but no thanks.

And an update on our client project: They ABSOLUTELY LOVE our work! They love the logo, they love the colour scheme, they love the site. They are very, very happy with what we have done. Well, I'm off to do some documentation (that doesn't mean I'll finish it) ^_^

*both of us looking at my safe food list*

Robyn: "No Brie... No Camembert..."

*pause*

Both of us: "NO SWISS?!?!?"

It was the EXACT SAME VOICE AND TIME. o.0

Ben: What's the easiest program to use to edit PHP?
Adrian: What are you running?
Ben: A computer.

This is the kind of conversations that funnily crop up. Hopefully we'll transcript some more.

OKGOODJUST.

I WIN!

IDEAF!