The Special Cult

Getting the group back together. Seriously time to go back to our roots and fuck what everyone thinks. We will have to do a series of re-inductions and find a new official drink since sadly coca-cola no longer makes Vault. If we start from the basics we might have a shot at building things up to what we'd always imagined they would be when we were younger.

 It's been nearly seven years since we even started the whole cult thing. Everyone's older, long since graduated high school. Some are even have little dumbasses of their own. But rest assured Unreal Monkey is still pretty much the same, and Grunge Munky still has T-Bone's back no matter what. I suppose it's around that time of year, as I personally finish up my last semester in college, as nostalgia hits the air and I say to myself. "I would love to bring the cult thing back" unfortunately most of the people I'm around now aren't nearly as crazy as those I used to surround myself with. However I am proud to say that four out of the past six Corporate Business Days have been celebrated on the first Friday of March '05, '06, '08, '10, and '11. Corporate Business Day will of course be celebrated again this year but rather in recent years we've had to move the Festivities to 5pm rather than 5am, but we still go to Waffle House in our business attire, the same Waffle House since '05. Hopefully by this time next year T-Bone will be in South Carolina with us to celebrate and we will finally have that fake family tree reunion that we've been talking about for the past few years. Who knows. I envisioned this whole thing as an undying legacy, but the older I get the more socially unacceptable our prior beliefs, actions, and traditions come. However it's still great to cut loose every once in a while. Mark that today is one of my final attempts to breathe life into what I once loved. Except we'll have to tweak the name and induction process just a bit. Mr. Mudkipz can probably totally be the pimp/assistant leader of the group. 

And remember, you can only eat fried chicken on a Wednesday. 

After such a long time and now the cult legacy is dead at Fort, it's time we restart and remember what brought us together in the first place. We need to start over and rebuild the cult to what it was.

-Grunge Munky

The cult form has changed dramatically ever since the special spatula was defiled to a garbage can. Last skool year '06-'07 we inducted High Panda, Snow Angel Kid, Q-Tip, and W-Disciple. Duckshine was our pimp. Duckshine graduated so The Manly Rush (Mr. Mudkipz) is our new pimp and High Panda and Snow Angel Kid are still in. I need to bring some stuff back... before it's too late and we've lost the cult forever!

So the '05-'06 skool year is sadly almost over and there are so many things which we never got to accomplish. There were no inductions this year, none that were recorded at least.
Dude I seriously need to make some purple waffles! And we haven't shoved a cupcake in anyone's face this year!
This summer me and Unreal Monkey are having the fake family tree reunion in July, shortly after I get back from seeing T-Bone in Colorado.
We're not ending this year in the peace and friendship that I would've liked all along, then again nothing I mean NOTHING really turned out the way it was supposed to, but sometimes that was just better that it didn't.

So today's Unreal Monkey's last day of highskool.
Red Death and Tuberk are officially out of the cult. As you can guess some things have happened lately.

-Purple Monkey

I'm making the zoomshare websites go into cult form. The DAC is just a sugar-coated version of the cult, and it's something that needs to be done.
One other thing, Twinkie is coming back.... and she said soon.
She is the one who will rule at my side, it's always been her.

SFDA (sliding for dumbasses) reappeared today, it only gets iced over once a year and today was that day, and now the DAC has more support than ever.
And as for the cult, I found Twinkie last night, I don't know when she's coming back but I'll find out. At I least I know where she is and that she still remembers us and has been trying to find us longer than we've been looking for her, I just wish everyone wasn't fighting this year, cause we all know things've changed without her.

The whole duk-tape bak-pak is finished.

We've done no inductions, me and Joey (Unreal Monkey) still need to induct Kat, maybe we can by the end of the week.

And I've gotten word from a member from last year that Twinkie (Lizi) told her that, she'd come back at the beginning of next year, but we're not sure.

The cult is back! Right now it is just me (the leader) and Joey (the pimp/manager). We will induct Kat on Thrusday and induct this one freshman kid possibly tomorrow.
This will be great, I will make the special duk-tape bak-pak it will contain special places for the: spatula, handcuffs, duk-tape, camera, food (twinkies, waffles and cupcakes) and other stuff.