I should be working on N3NY. Failing that, I should at least be working on Freyja'verse.

I should not be pondering an AU with Prince Ian and his new bedslave Colby. I should especially not be pondering how Colby goes from being a fourteen-year-old prisoner of war that Ian saves on a whim to being his beloved and most trusted confidante. And that's not even getting into the amount of world-building a universe with slavery and magic and steampunk would require. 

Even if the mental image of Ian in his Court clothes and Colby in his slave collar and bracelets is yummy...

Muse.

I have ENOUGH gorramn things to be doing without answering this prompt:

Numb3rs, Ian Edgerton, he really hates wearing trousers, but they're better for the job.

No matter how tempting it is, and no matter how hilarious Ian is when he's frustrated with zippers and belts and for fuck's sake, he really wants the cute red leather mini but it would be difficult to explain if ever his bag is checked...

Now get back to Soldier!Colby and Prince!Andy like a good little muse, won't you?

Some love and considerable annoyance,

Tam.

 Muse, darling,

What the devil possessed you to give me bunnies for a novel-length Harry Potter AU where Harry is the Girl Who Lived? AND where she falls in love with Viktor Krum? I'm not even IN the fandom any more!

Love, and considerable confusion,

Tammy
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 You have got ENOUGH goddamned things to do (Freyja'verse, beta commitments, Spanish class, your freaking thesis) without writing Colby deathfic inspired by W.H. Auden's Stop All The Clocks. Even if that last paragraph is enough to bring you to tears.

And you are most definitely not writing that damned Freyja/Ian AU deathfic bunny of doooooom that LG and Lilacs enabled in all its unholy glory. Not until you've written their happy ending, at least. Eesh. 





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 Anyone got recommendations for BDSM fic with a male Dom and female sub? Either original fic or fanfic is fine, but it has to be online and not something I have to order from Amazon.com (Although Roomie H's reaction will be interesting...)

Because for some ridiculous reason, the Muse wants sub!girl!Colbie in a relationship with Dom!Ian.


... yeah, I don't know what kind of crack she's on either.

(Also? writing girl!Colbie as a sub is hard. Which is odd, since my boy!Colby will get on his knees, no problem...)




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Derek, darling,

Would you mind explaining to me what you're doing in my Ian/Frejya sex-on-his-desk-at-Quantico fic? Apart from flirting shamelessly with Frejya and sending Ian into a possessive jealous fit?

Love (and considerable confusion),

Tammy.

P.S. Muse, dear, with regard to the universe where Colby falls in love with an Afghan girl... please to be writing them actually getting together before starting on the Janus fallout fic, plzkthxbai. Even if it does contain shower!sex. 




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Ugh. RL has been eating me these past two weeks. Who knew holidays could be so draining?

Luckily, things seem to be calming down now. Except with free time comes a MASSIVE craving for girl!Colby. I would give my eye teeth for girl!Colby/Ian right now. (and medie, I know I haven't commented on a couple of the awesome commentfic you wrote me. /hangs head in shame/ I read and loved them, and squee will be landing in your inbox shortly, promise!)


So... link me, peeps. Girl!Colby. And if there's nothing to be had... prompt me, and I will write you fic. Because I want my bad-ass green-eyed soldier girl that. freaking. much. 


ETA: you know what would make me asplode with glee? Alan giving Ian The Talk about hurting Colbie. Anyone want to take that on? /looks around hopefully/



 

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Muse, darling?

My finals start tomorrow. Which means I need to study. Which would be MUCH easier without you giving me visuals of Frejya perched on Ian's desk at Quantico while he goes down on her Frejya/Ian shenanigans. 

Also? Please stop poking me about what would happen if (a fictional version of) Fred Phelps et al showed up at say, Andy's funeral. Or Colby's in Requeim verse. I have neither the time nor the energy to write the bloodbath that will ensue.


Love,

A very exasperated Tammy. 




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 DAMN YOU LADYGRAY.

That is all.
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So... I don't write kid!fic. At least not in any detail. In three years, I've written two scenes, I think, with kids in them.

So why the devil does my Muse want a girl!Colby fic where she ends up pregnant with Dwayne's kid? Which she only finds out about after Trust Metric? /headdesk/ Not to mention how the team is going to react? Or Colby herself? /epic headdesk/

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