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Well holy fucking shit and similar greetings, my fellow profanity-loving grannyshaggers! Lately I've been using a Blurty account, having grown bored of my bastard of a journal, and it seems in my absence, I've somewhat neglected this pissing community and all the other rimjobs that use it.

My question today as follows: what was the first swear word you ever learned, who told you it, and how old were you?

I'm finding it difficult to recall, as I was told other terms that some people consider swearing (such as 'dickhead' and 'bloody hell') beforehand. I'm guessing it would have been 'fuck', and I was about 7. The person who told me it was this twat called Richard I used to kick around with.
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Cussword combos.

Well I'll be a nun-buggering shitemonkey! I never suspected such a delightful array of babyfisting colon-candy existed on l-j! But I digress. One of my favourite passtimes is combining two or more swear- and non-swear words into exciting new forms of profanity. It's both a science and an art: cussword combos are re-combined, re-arranged, tweaked, and perfected, in an endless quest for the ultimate super-swear; a compound of curses so powerful, it will cause a mass excretion of amusing bodily solids and fluids from all those who hear it.
Alas, I have yet to find such a term, but perhaps you have.
So tell me, gentle reader: What is your favourite swear-word combination?
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