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Emil is my "yup this is real wool" detector. It's only real wool that he goes this nuts over

Cats fucking love lanolin (naturally occurring on sheep's wool, secreted by their skin) so it's possible that whatever brand of wool you buy doesn't strip all the lanolin off during processing. The majority of wools will have as much stripped out as possible but it depends on what you buy and where/how it was processed.

I think they particularly love it from the source...

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Hi! I just got an adblocker and I want to double check that Poob will still work

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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

This post feels like one that's older than it is. Truly one of the sacred texts of recent memory.

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

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Types of voice actors:

  • Person who really just sounds like that
  • Legendary british theatre actor (famous in the US for role as a cartoon supervillain)
  • Monsieur Humbert
  • Celebrity stunt casting
  • Beloved anime/gaming shitposter
  • Former 00s internet humorist (google past work at own risk)
  • The guy who made the cartoon
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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

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ok ignoring the astrology people isn't working. gentle hints aren't working. long posts about exactly why it's stupid and how to do actual material analysis instead aren't working. it's time to bring out the big guns: accusing them of glorifying the zodiac killer

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I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

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if you had to tattoo one of your last 10 reblogs onto your body which would you choose and why

Ooh! If the tattoo artist was talented, I'd love to have one of the sketches from the cabinet of doctor caligari on my back.

An impressionist German silent film tramp stamp