Update… Issue #31 out now! Tell a stranger! Want to pitch your comic for Sunday Comix? Submissions now open Letters welcome at sundaycomix.com/contact Consumer Guide… 5 warning signs to watch for when shopping for red flags Tech News… Santa not sure if AI saving him time with naughty list Live Report… Elon Musk saying something super-cringey right now Op-Ed… 7 mistakes people make with AI-resurrected relatives at Thanksgiving Trending… Slight FOMO because news ticker may contain a good joke but probably not best use of precious time left here on Earth Business News… Optimus Prime sends cease & desist to Elon Musk Breaking… Full self-driving Teslas available next year super-for-realsies, says Elon Local News… Uncle denies forgetting to flush, blames radical left Field Report… CEOs firing AI-generated employees just to relive the rush Human-Interest… Peter Thiel buys orphanage, looks younger already Discovery… AI-generated recipes are latest reason to look down and shake head slowly On the street… Homeless man so glad to hear that markets are making new highs Deep-Dive… AI-generated religion offers new higher enlightenment subscription tier Gossip… Sycophantic AI-intern rubs AI-manager wrong way Celebrity News… Optimus Prime drives into river, blames Google Maps Report… Wedge of wood that replaced doorman now replaced with AI Feature… Mark Zuckerberg reflects on career and the AI friends he made along the way Weather Forecast… For 12 minutes tomorrow it will be the perfect temperature Letters to the Editor… Mostly spam Update… Hurricane still heading to Florida despite threat of tariffs Analysis… Reading Sunday Comix increases chance of audible chuckle Debate… Shouldn't we first ask if the woodchuck can chuck wood?