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@stressedkillifish

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Shitty Character Concept: A dragon whose hoard is books, so instead of princesses, the dragon kidnaps librarians to help organize them and keep them in good condition. Once the librarians realize the dragon is not trying to kill them, the dragon is suddenly overrun with librarians who treat the hoard as an archive and a vacation of sorts. They even bring books to add to the hoard! The dragon is so very happy with the hoard of books and the horde of librarians to hang out with

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The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

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Could not leave this in the tags <3

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You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO
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“You're dripping on my carpet.”      

“Apologies, where else would you like me to put the blood then?”

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Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

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Soft Caretaking Dialogue

  • “Are you okay? Come here…”
  • “No, no, stay down. I’ll handle it.”
  • “Where were you? I was worried sick.”
  • “I made you some soup and tea…”
  • “Ssh… It’s okay…”
  • “You’ll freeze to death in that. Come, I have a change of clothes for you.”
  • “You look pale. When’s the last time you ate?”
  • “The ground doesn’t look very comfortable. Come on, put your head in my lap.”
  • “You’re freezing. Take my jacket.”
  • “Stay down, you idiot. You’re done for the day.”
  • “I got you.”
  • “Come on, let’s get you in bed.”
  • “What happened to you? You’re dripping! Did you not dress for the rain?”
  • “I got you flowers to aid in your recovery.”
  • “You look good like this. All careless and comfy…”
  • “I’m not going anywhere.”

[Prompt Calender: June 7th, World Caring Day]

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reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

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“Why didn’t you tell me?!”

“I didn’t want you to yell at me!”

“I wasn’t going to yell!”

“But you’re yelling now!”

“Because you didn’t tell me!!”

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i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.