18th dye,
aviation,
being an american,
blue jeans,
fatherhood,
frontside rocks,
fuel-efficiency,
honesty,
i'm your huckleberry,
jeopardy,
kavorka,
listening,
manners,
manning the fuck up,
miniramps,
my hot wife,
my y chromosome,
national guard,
non-fiction,
oh crap,
optimism, recreational use of explosives,
shellac,
skateboarding,
speaking clearly,
tannerite,
the english language,
the finger, unkosher foods, voting like a grown-up, writing legibly