Metahumans: Advancing Human Evolution

This is a community -- of some sort. We are dedicated to the advancement of the genome. It's come so far, why let it stop where it is? The fact of the matter is that the human id needs some coddling to get much past the stage of growth it's in; we are here to do just that. Evolution happens in leaps and bounds, but not without impetus. Since survival is no longer an issue, we have become comfortably indolent and are in need of a leap or bound. The idea is to provide the stimulus to move humanity forward and develop our grey matter, which is still in the incipient stages, and surely television and heavily-salted snack treats have aided in massive dendrite atrophy all across the western freeworld.

We take heed of teachers and are students of the now and the upcoming, rather than denizens of past orthodoxies. We herald:

Zero: The expanse, the playing field
One: The singularity, mother of us all
Many: We, who are shards of the one

It's really quite simple. There was nothing (zero) then the something (one) grew through this expanse, eventually exploding into a huge fucking fireball, hence shattering into a whole bunch of really neat-looking shards of light that birthed us (many). A great deal can be learned by the interplay of these elements, but that's for you to figure out as you go along. If you advance to the metahuman stage these things will become clear to you; until then you can kiss my fucking ass.

We'll be seeing you all around. Please stop by and fuck my sister at anytime (or my grandmother, if you like 'em rigid) and we will gladly accommodate you. For many of you you are befuddled by all of this; to you I say "grow the fuck up" and totally get your rocks off to some Aerosmith; 'Crying' is the national anthem of humanity as it stands. And of course it's lame, but so is the state of the world. If you all were more like us there would be no conflict outside of reasonable restitution and reprise (yes, I'm baiting you) and we would all be hap, hap, happy. Respond or die, bitches!