this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
During the summer I have been writing a lot of DnD subclasses around different themes. This was the first one: Detective Subclasses for each Class.
Idk if tumblr is the place for homebrew, but I'm not using this blog for much anyways.
I originally posted it to reddit with some succes. This version is updated with the feedback I got there.
Day 1, Pompadour cotinga
Least concern
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh, you meant they literally did, ok
would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?
this is the only funny addition to this post
They have this exact convo every time they’re sent to an ice planet
In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it.
The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”
theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.
YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?
I actually think the god wanted to be a basketball as a form of enrichment but yeah
Someone pls take all of Faramir’s pain and give it to that crusty ass father of his.
Oath of redemption paladin and follower of Eilistraee
One of my favourite photos from my trip to Warsaw in 2006
