saw a post saying that New Yorkers force their kids to learn to play the recorder in school because they’re secretly looking for one that will be able to solve their rat problem. I can’t stop thinking about it
Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?
When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting “cancelled” I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time can’t get funds for another movie because she’s transgender.
i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy
me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok
i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm
hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!
My favorite Philomena Cunk bits are when she's talking to Professor Ronald Hutton, who specializes in folklore and paganism in the British Isles. Mainly because she's trying her damnest to throw him off by asking the stupidest questions she can think of, and he's not even phased because he's a folklore and paganism historian so OF COURSE he's been asked worse questions in earnest.
These are two masters of their art going head to head at the peak of their game.
Eartha Kitt's career is just so iconic because there's no way you don't know her even if you don't know you know her. You like Christmas music ok well she's Santa Baby. You like Disney animated movie ok well she's Yzma. You like Disney Channel original movie ok well she's Madame Zeroni. You like comic book ok well she is Cat Woman. She won.
You like making the racist wife of a war mongering president cry on national television? She did that
AI will really pop up uninvited like "hi! I'm Gloprity! Would you like me to reply to your friend so you don't have to? Would you like me to polish your email so you have no voice? Would you like me to scan this article and then tell you what you should think? Would you like me to be human for you? Would you like to do nothing, be nothing, say nothing, think nothing, feel nothing?" and it doesn't even have a face I can punch in retaliation?
It's fucking offensive! Life is only the sum of these little things, and I will not outsource them... I've survived too much already to let some bitchass linear algebra with delusions of grandeur strip my life from me! AI get fucked!
I needed to print out a requisition for blood work, and got an AI notification in the the pdf reader that it had read and summarized my pdf. My fucking PERSONAL MEDICAL INFO. FOR JUST DARING TO PRINT SOMETHING. FULL NAME, HEALTH CARE NUMBER, EVERYTHING, NO CONSENT. I'm gonna start eating glass.
Yeah this post was inspired by Gmail writing a reply to my vet incorporating my diabetic cat's information from the preceding emails and speaking in a tone that doesn't sound anything like me. And showing me this reply as an option to send to my vet completely unsolicited. And there was no way to make it to away even once I started typing my reply it wanted to show me that I COULD just send my vet some slop instead of caring about my cat and thinking about what she needs. Infuriating.
Angel and devil on your shoulder except it’s Terry Pratchett saying writer’s block is fake and Douglas Adams being locked in a hotel room by his publisher so he’d actually work on his manuscript.