getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off
when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real
Being even mildly politically aware is hell. "Why is gas so high???" Bitch i outta smack you
Idk I have so little patience for willfully ignorant people. You know the entire plot of Fruit Love Island or whatever the fuck but can't take an hour outta your day to look up why everything is falling apart around you? Embarrassing
"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-
I think about that all the fucking time
Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!
Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-
TBH we give tumblr a lot of shit rightfully so but tags is such a good feature like i need to say this. under my breath. but i need to say it. and youll listen. youll fucking love it even
they shouldve cast women to play the beatles in the biopics it wouldve been more realistic
i could go to a lesbian bar and find you a dyke who looks more like john lennon in 5 minutes
i used to picture rocky's situation with adrian as different between the two adaptations, because all the "giving rocky a reason to return home to cling to through these horrors, something that deeply matters to him back on erid" comments from jortiz and the "Mate possibly has new mate. I gone a long time. Yes, sad. But necessary" line from the book were clearly written with opposite authorial intentions. but I've become endlessly charmed by the reading that accepts both at the same time.
"186.3 years" "You've been together a long time" "It's not enough" was already a punch to the gut as far as romantic one liners go, but rocky saying it while doing the eridian equivalent of twisting his wedding right around his finger with the sobering realization that it might not even be that long. he might be the only one still counting the years, maybe this is something he's already lost and he just hasn't learned of it yet. it's not enough.












