A Chinese Geek

A Chinese Geek had a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Geek desperately needed a set square to demolish. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a set square was the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Geek wanted a little monkey that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item opted for.

A Chinese Geek desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

A Chinese Geek carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Geek desperately looked for a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was amazing. A set square is the thing to choose.