His Eccentric Bear

His Eccentric Bear desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

His Eccentric Bear looked for a mug that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Bear always had with them a crown that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown of all things.

His Eccentric Bear always had with them a cup that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a cup is the item to select.

His Eccentric Bear owned a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Bear always carried a cup that they would demolish. It might have been a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to choose.