Maine: where people still know how to vote
This weekend i went to Maine. My reasoning being that this was one of the few state Kerry won. I thought it was high time for some investigative journalism. It was a long trip from the headquarters, but I was prepared with two grams of fine crystel, a ten strip, half ounce of shrooms, and some ritilan to keep my head strieght.
I settle on a bar just outside of Banger. It was a bit hickist looking, however the bar itself was a fine one with all sorts of fine poisons. I set myself down on a stool next to Richard, a logger of ten years. Talking politics can be a dangerous endeavor so I kept everything a bit trivel starting ledding Richard take the led. He was highly interesting in the football game that was being displayed on the 21 inch at the end of the bar. We stuck with the usual barroom banter, the Richard turned his head so he was looking me directly in the eyes.
" You know I am proud my state voted right even though the right man did get elected"
" Richard, my new friend, I am seriouslly ashamed of my state. The poor bastards earned their reputation this time around."
We both shared a laugh, tossed the remainers of our glasses down our throuts.
It was about that that time that this wild eyed man, in his twenties, with diluted pupals walked in. I could tell from the long hair and the look in his eyes that he was good people. I ordered another round for me and Richard, as a I watched this newcomer from the corner of my eye. Finally, I excused myself and wondered over to introduce myself.
" Got any trip"
" Who the fuck are you, man?"
"Never mind that, what is your name?"
"Raisen, who the fuck are you."
"Raisen, try this", I said passing him two hits of flypaper LSD that I had tucked away."
"why are you giving this to me?"
"Who did you vote for?"
"Kerry"
"Do I need another reason", I said as a grin over come my face.
Just then this baboon of a man stumnled into the bar screaming, " I need to celebrate morality has won, Bush won." A general mumble could be heard across the bar. I could tell from that the feeling that overtook the bar that this fool would not survive to drink his drink. Raisen started tenselly tapping his fingers against that table.
" Doesn't He know that Bush is selling out the working class, sending jobs overseas, cutting veterns beneifts, and leding America to hell?"
"Rasian, there are many people that lack the intelligence to live here."
" well, I will show him."
Rasian, got up and proceeded up to this idiot with a fork in his hand. He reached up with his right hand and grabbed the man by the shoulder as he said," Get the fuck out of this bar before I stab you in the face repeatily with this fuck, you fucking whore."
The man's eyes got that deer in teh head lights look. Everyone at the bar turned and watched as the event unfolded. This was much better that any football game. The man started to make strike Raisen in the face, but I grabbed his arm and gave him a good stern kick in the tailbone. The man let out a bellow like I had never heard. Without a word me and Raisen throw the man out to the clapping and applause of the barroom patrons.
Politics are life and death, believe me my friends.
I settle on a bar just outside of Banger. It was a bit hickist looking, however the bar itself was a fine one with all sorts of fine poisons. I set myself down on a stool next to Richard, a logger of ten years. Talking politics can be a dangerous endeavor so I kept everything a bit trivel starting ledding Richard take the led. He was highly interesting in the football game that was being displayed on the 21 inch at the end of the bar. We stuck with the usual barroom banter, the Richard turned his head so he was looking me directly in the eyes.
" You know I am proud my state voted right even though the right man did get elected"
" Richard, my new friend, I am seriouslly ashamed of my state. The poor bastards earned their reputation this time around."
We both shared a laugh, tossed the remainers of our glasses down our throuts.
It was about that that time that this wild eyed man, in his twenties, with diluted pupals walked in. I could tell from the long hair and the look in his eyes that he was good people. I ordered another round for me and Richard, as a I watched this newcomer from the corner of my eye. Finally, I excused myself and wondered over to introduce myself.
" Got any trip"
" Who the fuck are you, man?"
"Never mind that, what is your name?"
"Raisen, who the fuck are you."
"Raisen, try this", I said passing him two hits of flypaper LSD that I had tucked away."
"why are you giving this to me?"
"Who did you vote for?"
"Kerry"
"Do I need another reason", I said as a grin over come my face.
Just then this baboon of a man stumnled into the bar screaming, " I need to celebrate morality has won, Bush won." A general mumble could be heard across the bar. I could tell from that the feeling that overtook the bar that this fool would not survive to drink his drink. Raisen started tenselly tapping his fingers against that table.
" Doesn't He know that Bush is selling out the working class, sending jobs overseas, cutting veterns beneifts, and leding America to hell?"
"Rasian, there are many people that lack the intelligence to live here."
" well, I will show him."
Rasian, got up and proceeded up to this idiot with a fork in his hand. He reached up with his right hand and grabbed the man by the shoulder as he said," Get the fuck out of this bar before I stab you in the face repeatily with this fuck, you fucking whore."
The man's eyes got that deer in teh head lights look. Everyone at the bar turned and watched as the event unfolded. This was much better that any football game. The man started to make strike Raisen in the face, but I grabbed his arm and gave him a good stern kick in the tailbone. The man let out a bellow like I had never heard. Without a word me and Raisen throw the man out to the clapping and applause of the barroom patrons.
Politics are life and death, believe me my friends.
goodgod........
We walked downtown till about 7:00 last night looking searching. The quest was finally over when a toothless street vendor aided for the low sum of only 150 for ten plain bags. We quickly sold them two blocks away. Strange night........
Some women in the bar with a 36 inch dildo shaped as an fist
stick in my ass, I havde the anal ease
please
she shouted across the bar as the bouchers escorted her out. A tranvestite with a penis flashed me; I wonder if this is my secret admirer who keeps leaving comments on my journal as of late. It attempted to give chase, but I quickly grapped my can of mace, spraying the horrid beast in the face and genitals. I then took off my shoe beating the squiling rabid animal. Please don't violate me, EVER. The transvestite in a panic knocked over a few tables. Angry people yelling at spilled drinks.
.......... It was at this time I decided we should leave. There really wasn't any point in staying. After we had wlaked about ten feets from the car a toup of bounchers began yelling from the threshold of the bar. I thought some might give chase. Adam and Scoobey agreed with my ideas. I could only that they wanted to congradulate me on my superior skills as a defended myself from horred cock investion from that bastard beast, or perhaps they was simply trying to say by, see yea later. I can not be sure.
( audio tanspript.... what the hell am i doing.......).....
I will stabbed you in the fucking eye unlce fucking pig fuck....\
Oh.... Really...
Where is the ether?
up your anal cavity
and the wax pack?
up your ass also
HMMMMMMM....
asskitty
where is the peanut butter
Here doggy here doggy
peanut butter
testicles
Some women in the bar with a 36 inch dildo shaped as an fist
stick in my ass, I havde the anal ease
please
she shouted across the bar as the bouchers escorted her out. A tranvestite with a penis flashed me; I wonder if this is my secret admirer who keeps leaving comments on my journal as of late. It attempted to give chase, but I quickly grapped my can of mace, spraying the horrid beast in the face and genitals. I then took off my shoe beating the squiling rabid animal. Please don't violate me, EVER. The transvestite in a panic knocked over a few tables. Angry people yelling at spilled drinks.
.......... It was at this time I decided we should leave. There really wasn't any point in staying. After we had wlaked about ten feets from the car a toup of bounchers began yelling from the threshold of the bar. I thought some might give chase. Adam and Scoobey agreed with my ideas. I could only that they wanted to congradulate me on my superior skills as a defended myself from horred cock investion from that bastard beast, or perhaps they was simply trying to say by, see yea later. I can not be sure.
( audio tanspript.... what the hell am i doing.......).....
I will stabbed you in the fucking eye unlce fucking pig fuck....\
Oh.... Really...
Where is the ether?
up your anal cavity
and the wax pack?
up your ass also
HMMMMMMM....
asskitty
where is the peanut butter
Here doggy here doggy
peanut butter
testicles
sleep for an hour
GODDAMM it has been a busy day today. We have ran all over this god-forshaken town. I can explain last night. It was very choatic and for the most part all that last is a short blur. expalntions are due to some people I happened to miss. I will catch you soon. well gotta run and have some fun
changed my mind
Rob, John, Aaron, and I have changed our minds about flying to DC not enough money on the credit card
We scored 20 wax pax of herion, which I managed to sell on the street at 30$ a piece
I did decide to go to Columbus
I spent a lovely afternoon at the Columbus mall, and Larry's Bar.
Fun, Fun
I am glad to tell you that I will be staying in Columbus for the next couple of weeks
Fuckin'A we are going to Scooby's pretty soon-he says we can score some more herion, and there might be some ice also
I am being very productive today, more money, more money
I bought the new Bone Thugz N Harmony CD today motherfuckas!
Right On!
Now I just need to get the Busta Rythmes CD I've been wanting, and I'll be set.
Who should I vote for for Gov.?
How bout an anarchist person for 4 yrs.
"If you can't keep it in the famiely, keep it in your pants"-so said a wise Texan. (once gov. of Texas)
bursts out into song
"It is pretty dank, man"
gets on the floor
"that got me a-goin"
coughs
"oh shit"
who's got their hands on my testicles?
I have been eating a lot of twinies lately..I'm getting kinda hefty
I like peppermint patties..I've been eating them a lot too
YOu should see the neede marks running down my arms, and I can still eat twinkies by the handfuls..
(very tasty)
:inaudible noises:
SUNFLOWERS!
fuckin sunflowers, have you ever ate any? I eatdh them yesterday double
souble stacked sunaflowr
I think you'd freak people the fuck out, dude
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? Are you ready to fight me?
Woot WOot!
If I don't buyy something, theis guy is going to hurt me.
hows that?
doddie stlye on the legg
leg warmers
We scored 20 wax pax of herion, which I managed to sell on the street at 30$ a piece
I did decide to go to Columbus
I spent a lovely afternoon at the Columbus mall, and Larry's Bar.
Fun, Fun
I am glad to tell you that I will be staying in Columbus for the next couple of weeks
Fuckin'A we are going to Scooby's pretty soon-he says we can score some more herion, and there might be some ice also
I am being very productive today, more money, more money
I bought the new Bone Thugz N Harmony CD today motherfuckas!
Right On!
Now I just need to get the Busta Rythmes CD I've been wanting, and I'll be set.
Who should I vote for for Gov.?
How bout an anarchist person for 4 yrs.
"If you can't keep it in the famiely, keep it in your pants"-so said a wise Texan. (once gov. of Texas)
bursts out into song
"It is pretty dank, man"
gets on the floor
"that got me a-goin"
coughs
"oh shit"
who's got their hands on my testicles?
I have been eating a lot of twinies lately..I'm getting kinda hefty
I like peppermint patties..I've been eating them a lot too
YOu should see the neede marks running down my arms, and I can still eat twinkies by the handfuls..
(very tasty)
:inaudible noises:
SUNFLOWERS!
fuckin sunflowers, have you ever ate any? I eatdh them yesterday double
souble stacked sunaflowr
I think you'd freak people the fuck out, dude
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? Are you ready to fight me?
Woot WOot!
If I don't buyy something, theis guy is going to hurt me.
hows that?
doddie stlye on the legg
leg warmers
ideas
ok we ( ron, jenn, me ) were just talking about flying to dc. I think i have enough of a balance left on my card to go, but first there is so much more to check out while i am here. They just took me to a head shop. Aaron should be back from work soon. It was about time I took a vaction. Once again the cell is with me so call 488-0291
columbus
I am not sur ewhy, but last night I decided to go to columbus. Right now I am at arron's place right off high street. Need me giv eme a call
bad poetry
calculate and divide
where is there a place to hide
as she screamed her mouth opened wide
it was too late to come to her side
calculate and divide
one life to live
strugling against this tide
one life to give
each drain as if ran through a sieve
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where is there a place to hide
as she screamed her mouth opened wide
it was too late to come to her side
calculate and divide
one life to live
strugling against this tide
one life to give
each drain as if ran through a sieve
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cotton mouth.....
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And once again fuck the man
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BETTER DAYS AWAIT
BETTER DAYS AWAIT
resting on ok
this morning will fade away
into memory
into memory