like jesus, but worse

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

being a black sails fan means that your brain will randomly supply BUT IT ISN’T TRUE!!!!!! WE CAN PROVE THAT IT ISN’T TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in any number of comparable and incomparable situations

‘what if we escaped the narrative together?’ (<- the most doomed characters of all time) being a mountain goats fan will have you quoting ‘we were the one thing in the galaxy god didn’t have his eyes on’ about the same situation

currently up at 1 in the morning in unbearable back pain planning yet another completely unfeasible vacation, so it’s going great if you were wondering…

trying to figure out whether a honeymoon will be feasible in 2027 if we are already going on an engagement trip or if we should save up and roll that into the ‘big trip’ i was already planning for 2030 i currently think that’s the best option but i haven’t run that by my partner yet I’m thinking if we just do a short domestic trip as a placeholder after the wedding that could work well i really need to update my list of Places I Want To Visit so we can start Plotting more seriously… the thing is that flights are so EXPENSIVEEEEEE as they should be! but still…
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steelycunt

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

me banishing my partner to his own bed each night 😂😂😂😂😂😂 We both mutually agree that sleeping alone is better for us bc I’m a light sleeper used to sleeping alone and he likes to take up the whole bed no matter how big it is but i still feel bad banishing him lmao
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bellswampconnection

Letter from a MotelThe Mountain GoatsUnreleased Alpha Songs

"anyway, it doesn't have 'Alpha' in the title, but the big secret is it involves those people who were supposed to get divorced and one of them just vanishes. It's called 'Letter from a Motel'."

-John Darnielle 1/30/1999, Bloomington, IN

my anthem for work this past month FROM WHERE I STAND STABILITY IS EVERYTHING (also this is a peak Alpha Couple song because it’s from before he stabilized the idea that they have Hashtag No Children) tmg
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jadeseadragon

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Black vulture (Coragyps atratus), a.k.a. the American black vulture, Mexican vulture, zopilote, urubu, or gallinazo.

incorrect identification these are Turkey Vultures (Cathartes aura) also known as the Turkey Buzzard or Aura Gallipavo Black Vultures have shorter wings black heads and darker black feathers here you can see the dark brown feathers and - most importantly - the pink heads which is how they get their name - they look like turkey heads they’re not even that closely related to Black Vultures - they’re not in the same genus recently taught some second graders to identify the difference between the two which was a lot of fun! shocked that there was only one person in the tags who pointed out the mis-ID
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liquidstar

this is gonna sound stupid but i was talking abt this with a friend of mine the other day, but you can really tell when ppl view the concept of being transgender as a completely binary experience based on the way they do trans headcanons

for me (trans) it’s about whether or not the character Smacks of Gender like. is this character really invested in Performing their gender? or are they accused of not performing their gender ‘correctly’ according to the rules of their society? does this character struggle to express their true emotions and desires/feel generally controlled by others or their society? if the answer to any of the above is ‘yes’ then i will DEFINITELY be considering the character through a trans lens whether i come up with a specific trans headcanon is dependent on the situation but i can often see a single character as being transfem transmasc or nonbinary (in many different ways) because being trans isn’t a binary or even really a spectrum because we have such significant shared experiences all of the things i look for in characters that remind me of the trans experience could apply to trans people of all genders it’s obviously fine to HAVE specific headcanons - but so many people just base them on stereotypes and it is EXHAUSTING