*~*Strawberry Quincy*~*

Title: Artistry
Author: Kali
Series: Bleach
Pairing: Urahara/Ryuuken/Isshin
Rating: R for... well, R.
Chapter: Part 1 of 2 (maybe?)
Disclaimer: If I owned any anime, noone would ever wear clothes. Thusly, I don't own Bleach. ;)
A/N: This is a very, very, very overdue present for thenakedcat, inspired by real life events our vivid imaginations, of course. Hopefully, I'll be able to bang out some porn for the second half of this; otherwise, here it is.

Many, many thanks to irrelevant for the beta! ♥ Also, I'm too impatient to get this up to do a proper self-beta of this; I think I'll smooth everything out when (if?) I post the second part. ^_^

Summary: Ryuuken as a canvas? Not a bad idea.

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Title: Wake Up
Author: Kali
Series: Bleach
Pairing: Ichigo/Uryuu
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If I owned any anime, noone would ever wear clothes. Thusly, I don't own Bleach. ;)
A/N: Snow and cold weather tends to get me in fluffy moods, and the boys seem to like that. This is also a kind-of entry into sublimeparadigm's March/April Calendar Fic contest. Edits welcome!

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Title: The Truth About Marriage
Author: weasleykid8
Series: Bleach
Pairing: Ishida/Orihime... OR IS IT?
Rating: PG for smoochies
Disclaimer: If I owned any anime, noone would ever wear clothes. Thusly, I don't own Bleach. ;)
A/N: This was brainstormed over bitching and bacon, and written in less than 30 minutes. Dedicated to the beast. ^__^

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Title: Daddy Likes
Author: Kali
Series: Bleach
Pairing: Isshin/Ryuuken
Rating: R/NC-17?
Length: Drabble
Disclaimer: If I owned any anime, noone would ever wear clothes. Thusly, I don't own Bleach. ;)
A/N: CRACK ALERT. For quakey, because... yeah. Because. ^__^;; Written under the influence of the flu, bronchitis, no sleep, and cough medicene all at the same time. *twitch* Thank you to elfsoto for the beta!

I've been illustrated!! *squee* The amazing and talented elfsoto thought gifted me with a drawing of the daddy's Tuesday night date! Go check out Tuesday Nights by the lovely Chieko! ♥ ♥ ♥


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Title: Winter
Author: Kali
Series: Bleach
Pairing: Ichigo/Uryuu
Rating: PG (WAFF!!)
Length: Drabble
Disclaimer: If I owned any anime, noone would ever wear clothes. Thusly, I don't own Bleach. ;)
A/N: Dedicated to whitereflection, for providing me with the inspiration to write mushy WAFF like this. Guh, if this is what came out of just a little holiday music... I'm scared to see what's gonna happen this month!

Summary: In which Ichigo really likes marshmallows, and Uryuu is a good boyfriend.

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Title: Only Words
Author: Kali
Series: Bleach
Pairing: Ichigo/Uryuu
Rating: NC-17 (implied)
Disclaimer: If I owned any anime, noone would ever wear clothes. Thusly, I don't own Bleach. ;)
A/N: Ever get an idea out of nowhere that makes you giggle incessantly all the way home? Yeah. *cough* Dedicated to sublimeparadigm, because she deserves it.

To aleviate any confusion before you read, this fic alternates lines, meaning that every other line alternates between the two boys. There's no skipping. If a line has dots in it, that means there was nothing said by that person at that point. I tried to make it all as clear as possible. ^_^;; You take it from there!

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Title: Presents
Author: Kali
Series: Bleach
Pairing: Ichigo/Uryuu (Slightly implied Isshin/Ryuuken)
Rating: NC-17 for boysex.
Disclaimer: If I owned any anime, noone would ever wear clothes. Thusly, I don't own Bleach. ;)
A/N: For kiyala, because she not only provided me with this story idea ("fish" and porn!), but she also wins at life. That's enough, right? ♥

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I'm in search of a beta! I normally edit my work by myself, but another set of eyes is always appreciated.

Interested? Leave a comment, telling me why you think you're qualified. (Read: Show me your skillz, holmes.)


Current fic progress:

In progress: 1
Back burner: 2

Title: Tight Spaces
Author: Kali
Series: FMA
Pairing: Roy/Riza
Rating: NC-17
Type: PWP, gift fic
Disclaimer: If I owned any anime, noone would ever wear clothes. Thusly, I don't own FMA. ;)
A/N: Another piece of shameless smut written for the most fantastic Taicho evar, Jessica. May her world be chock full of win, awesome, and hot boy peen for evar and evar.

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Title: Beautiful
Author: Kali
Series: FMA
Pairing: Roy/Riza
Rating: NC-17
Type: PWP
Warnings: PWP, holmes, what do you think? Also, this is my first attempt at smut, so that should be fair warning enough. This was written on the bullet train from Osaka to Tokyo.
A/N: Written as a gift for the most fantastic Taicho in the whole world, Jessica. May the world be chock full of win, awesome, and hot boy peen for you, forevar and evar. <3 <3

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