nonbinary friend who has ibuprofen: btw i have ibuprofen if you need it

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

my dms with my friends are not good

Hi there we're a group of queer housemates. We're looking for a new roomie to share some of the rent. You'll live in the infinitely expanding labyrinth of madness that used to be the basement. Rent is $7,000 a month which we feel is very generous because of the square footage you would have (infinite).

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

circumstances

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

Korra my love they could never make me hate you

when I eat a bagel first thing in the morning it doesn't taste as good as when I eat the exact same type of bagel for lunch. why does lunch bagel taste better. am I nuts. is Lunch Tastes Better a known theory in the science community

i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

(guy who just bit the inside of his mouth real bad by accident) to have Teeth For Eating Meat and then also being Made Of Meat is so extremely stupid. can we do something about this