Whadda Hell

Someone about to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard in your life:

congratulations your "obviously correct nuclear take" is the cybersecurity equivalent of being a fucking anti-vaxxer

"I haven't used an ad blocker in ten years and I'm fine"

I have terrible news for you regarding your browser's default settings and the existence of Windows Defender

You are a fucking idiot and you have been protected by smarter people than you

This is so insulting to people in the field.

I don't use an ad blocker, but I am an adologist, I have spent months living amongst them in the wild, earning their trust.

After 3 weeks, a horny milf in my area ate from my hand. I slept amongst a pack of wild Temus last night. I have eaten nothing but gamer supps and Cialis for 3 days.

All for an amateur to waltz in and start stirring up the fake close boxes.

These ecosystems are delicate, use your blockers if you're not an accredited handler, please.

Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

The glowing

Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to

tell me Will,

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

"what would you do if AI went away tomorrow????"

idk, rejoice that we might get the good autocorrect back again?

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

An unlocked, unguarded door with a sign saying "NO ENTRY, DO NOT OPEN" and it opens up right to a solid brick wall and on the brick wall is a sign saying "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM"

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

also love how the original metaphor of “nailing jello to a tree” is about trying to force your bizarre and arbitrary will on something that is categorically disinclined to do such a thing, for no conceivable reason.

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.