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came across this and had to try
thanks for the tag mumu love 🥺💕
This was fun! Thanks for the tag🩷
Tagging: @astraea-rn and anyone else that wants to do this!
i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
THIS IS AMAZING
From different breeds of chickens, the natural colors of egg shells, so lovely! <3
Do love the colors of the eggs?
saw this in my periphery and thought it was the lesbian flag

reblog for lesbian chickens
I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
happy to report i’m back on my bullshit
and a rare variant
HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM
>:3€
THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM
Self care is watching this with sound
OMG IT DOES SOUND LIKE THESE FUCKERS
that's 'cause they're cat sounds!
😼 irl


I don't get it.

Go turn on your sink faucet full blast. Then put a spoon bowl side up in the water stream.

What does that have to do with my dishwasher?


I don't get it.

Go turn on your sink faucet full blast. Then put a spoon bowl side up in the water stream.

What does that have to do with my dishwasher?
Me (future teacher): peacefully studying for my exams
@soullostinspaceandtime: looks at me and goes "yOu LoOk LiKe A tEaChEr Rn"
Me:
Sowwy🥹
But u looked like this:
HOW CAN I NOT SAY THAT THEN😭😂