The white monster can bears an uncanny resemblance to pussy juice under a microscope

I hate falling for stupid men because like 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ wow 😍😍😍😍😍 he can't ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ fucking read ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Why is unwrapping a straw so intimate. So delicate and sexual. Hello. I mean um hello who said that.

This is what it feels like 2 be me </3

Sucks that all the sweet comforting stuff is always directed towards bottoms. What if Daddy was scared and wanted to know that he's loved and appreciated as a person. What then.

One of those “all hate comments will be jerked off to” things except it's on just, like. A normal fluff piece.

At the dentists office and there's a door behind me. I feel so vulnerable to attacks right now.

If I had to describe myself in two words if probably go with sexy cockroach.

Guy who turns all the plushies to face the wall before killing himself.

I am tired of being forced to look at blond people. It is not natural.

My least canon headcanon is probably that Lila looks slightly different than Tanya, almost like a mimic smoothing over the claws that make her human in order to be “better”. This includes stuff like perfect vision (whereas real Tanya wears contacts), no eye bags, straight pearl white teeth, and unnaturally smooth skin that warps and creases easily with her expressions.

Waow… your boner is so freaking epicsauce dude … can I kiss u…?

I thuink I just ate  mol.d

Yoj all are up to such interesting things .

Anyone mind if this white boy freaks it down sensitive style?

why can't I follow myself. Like I like that guy. wanna see what he's up to.