Socoism
A religion for religiously devoted Something Corporate fans
Journal created:
on 21 March 2005 (#6518270)
Updated:
on 11 November 2005
Name:
Oh My Andrew, it's a religion!
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
This community was created by
_done_for and is maintained by her and vintageyouth, co-founder of said awesome religion.You can't post here.
Because you're not worthy.
Get over it.
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1. The word "god" shall be eliminated from your vocabulary and be replaced with "Andrew",
likewise with "Jesus Christ" [Josh Partington], "Moses" [Clutch], John the Baptist
[Bobby Raw], David [Brian], "holy" [piano], "amen" [McMahon], "heaven" [Orange County],
"the Devil" [Jordan] & "hell" [Jordan's House].
2. You will not burn/copy/reproduce Something Corporate media for anyone. This may
only be done if a CD/DVD is lost or broken [in which case, the irresponsible holder is
going to Jordan's House].
3. The "Something Corporate: Live at the Ventura Theatre" DVD must exist in your household.
It must be watched at least once a month.
4. The birthdays of Andrew, Clutch, Josh, Brian, and Bobby are holy days and should be
treated as such and you shall celebrate each band members' existance and extreme value to
the world.
5. To show your appreciation for Andrew McMahon's genius, you should listen to "Konstantine"
once every day or as often as possible.
6. You shall not show any aversion towards pirates as Clutch is a pirate and all other
pirates are your brothers. You, however, are not a pirate.
7. Accept the fact that the piano is the best instrument ever and no guitar can ever
compete with its fathomless perfection.
8. From the day you turn 21 to the day you turn 22, know that you are invincible.
9. When Something Corporate comes to your city, you must make a strong and willful
attempt to attend their show. Not doing so will result in extreme remorse.
10. At 11:11, you must stop everything that you are doing and pray to Andrew,
thanking him for his amazing music and for Clutch, Josh, Brian, and Bobby [and Will
Tell, if you must].
11. You must meet all of the members of Something Corporate before you die. This is,
essentially, your hajj and a very great honor. Upon meeting each member, tell him that
his band is the best band on the face of the earth [specify Something Corporate when
speaking to anyone with a side project]. Throwing in the fact that it is an honor to
meet him will earn you a better time in the afterlife.
Haha, we're so cool.
11:11, 21 & invincible, 21 and invincible, airports, andrew mcmahon, as you sleep, astronaut, audioboxer, babies of the 80s, bad day, ben franklin's kite, bobby raw, brian ireland, ca, caldecott tunnel, cali, california, cavanaugh park, clutch, down, drunk girl, fall, firescape, forget december, globes & maps, globes and maps, good news, heroine, hidden in plain view, high & dry, hurricane, i won't make you, if i die, if u c jordan, if you see jordan, inside the pocket, jacks mannequin, josh partington, kevin page, konfusion, konstantine, leaving through the window, letters to noelle, little, live @ the ventura, live at the ventura, me & the moon, miss america, ms. america, mulligan goes to war, music, north, not what it seems, only ashes, orange county, piano, piano rock, plucked, punk rock princess, ready break, ready...break, road trips, runaway, ruthless, sell the frame, she paints me blue, sleeping at last, soco, socoism, something corporate, something ©orporate, space, spin, straw dog, straylight run, the academy is..., the astronaut, the format, tour buses, touring, unravel, ventura, wait, walking by, watch the sky, when it goes down, yellowcard, you're gone, ©