Haha yayyyy :) i’m having such a wonderful time being driven sexually insane on the internet with you (uncut version)

berrytart:

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

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xxrie:

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

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run-bird-run:

Three-banded Courser (Rhinoptilus cinctus)

© Phil Hyde

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livias:

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the day begins in pink

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fagapult:

This heat + smoky air + I accidentally ate the diarrhea lettuce and am waiting for my impending doom to strike make leaving the house to explore the city very difficult

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High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

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birdslop:

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baby common swift tries to slop human hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so-much-for-subtlety:

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I went to lay on sofa in living room because it’s cooler there and literally seconds after laying down he’s coming in for the cuddle