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@snekfloof

Snek she/they 19

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

covers my reblog button with my hands. h-hey. don't touch me there. that feels weird! you're not supposed to touch me there... weirdo...

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light goes green and your dog goes sprinting off

im gonna make a whole Cerberus post now

monogamy is crazy to me because imagine being mad that your partner can pull. imagine your secure ideal being someone with 0 game

when your partner gets some your first impulse should be to take her out for ice cream like a dad whose daughter just annihilated her softball game