turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD
Also a cool thing to say out loud before picking up a sword!!!!!
Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.
How did T. Rex use an iPhone? They couldn’t look at what their claws were typing
(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ
One more for the collection. Book is Stars at Last by Jessica Jocelyn
I'd be terrible in danganronpa because monokuma would be like "you have to stay in this nice sheltered location with no major duties, very nice accommodations and a lifetime supply of tasty food, and you're TRAPPED HERE UNTIL YOU KILL!" and I'd just be like "oh fuckin' sweet" and settle right in.
Monokuma: How about if you kill, you get money? How about I don't tell everyone your dark secrets? HERE'S SOMEONE WHO FUCKED YOU OVER IN THE PAST, DON'T YOU WANT REVENGE?
Me, getting dressed after my sixth warm bath of the day to saunter over to the cafeteria for Endless Donuts: I wonder if I should take a dip in the pool later.
I'd be Celeste except it wouldn't be a long con. I'd settle right in. While everyone else is trying to find ways to escape I'd devote my energy to trying to convince everyone to start art projects so that we wouldn't run out of entertainment. The people tuning in to see ultimate despair would get treated to hours of bad ttrpg gameplay, poetry readings, and students nagging each other to release the next chapter of their stories. Hifumi would be so fulfilled and Toko would be able to actually use her skills.
Note from someone with murdery intentions: I think I've found a way to escape! Don't tell anyone, we can't let monokuma find out. Meet me in the rec room at midnight.
Me: I simply do not see what this has to do with me. *Goes to bed.*
The Ultimate Chill Student.
You do realize that even if you're not gonna kill, you'd make the perfect Obvious Next Victim.
If I go out writing a scifi novel with zero time pressure and an entire box of cream cakes open next to me in the cafeteria, nice and relaxed after a long sauna session and breathing the cleanest crispest air ever to be breathed, then that is how I go out.
I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF
