*gasp*
My God. Apparently, misaoshiru lives! :o
A Phantom Spider
Corny, but props to the writer for capitalizing.
Flames okayed.
Woohoo! Celebratory roasting time. *gets out lighter and coals* It's almost barbecue season, anyway. :D
Second Year of High school.
Because everyone loves random caps. Like...I Will stab you in the Chest. Which I will. Anyone got a skewer? >3
Danny Fenton and friends have a new science teacher. What happends when a super hero also shows up in Amity Park?
Well, I thought that's obvious. The new science teacher "happends" to be the superhero. And, judging from the romantic nature of most fanfics, he/she most likely has hawt!secks with one or more students. Please to be not turning the educators into pedophiles, kthx. Even if they are Sues. *shish-kebobs* ^^
Will coorsponding secrets be revieled or will everyone remain clueless?
Spell check hates you, too. As do I. *roasts*
Thanks readers AUsm
The hell is an AUsm? The only thing that makes me think of is gold (Au) jism, which tells you where my mind is...damn you, pit of voles. Damn you to hell. ;_; *serves with booze...a lot of booze*
Hunt or Protest
O...kay...That works, I guess.
After a tour, Valerie just became an anti experimenting ghosts.
...What the hell? Please start making sense. She has become ghosts? After a tour, of all things. Okay, okay, I can work with this. It's almost summer, so you must be thinking of vacations. You know how tourists always stupidly have those hugeass wallets? Well...*hits the writer over the head with one* Never underestimate the power of change! The penny you pass by on the street can be a formidable weapon. :D
She truces with Danny Phantom to make experimenting ghosts illegal.
Truces? *checks dictionary* Nope, not a valid verb form. Fail. *hits writer upside the head with said dictionary* ^_^
As this protest keeps going, they bond during the process. Will they become friends or is she only using him? No pairings
Meh. Works, I guess. But what's this about experimenting ghosts? So humans can be scientists, but ghosts can't? Where does that leave Technus, master of technology, et al? Besides, I'd have thought Valerie would have been against such an idea anyway, given how anti-ghost she is. Or do you mean experimenting on ghosts? No neglecting the poor prepositions. Fail! *beats writer to death with a grammar textbook* I guess it's true what they say...one concussion, two concussion, three concussion, floor. ^__^
I Will Live 4 U, Because That’s How Much I Love U
Danny was lucky enough to live after his birth. But the doctor told his mother he approximately has until his 23rd birthday to live...Chapter 2 up!
Meh. The summary's halfway decent, although the pointless angst makes me want to hit something...but the title...eurgh. What manner of death would be suitable for a chatspeak abuser? Ah, I've got it! *strangles the writer with a "u"* >3
The Cold, Lifeless Baby
I prefer "The Cold, Lifeless Writer." *sharpens various torture instruments*
Danny and Sam are in college, they get married at 18, have a first child, then want a second child.
The commas are crying. And seriously, no matter how much in "wub" you may be, having babies in college is not a good idea, nor is it romantic.
But their dreams for a second child are shattered. find out why this happened in The Cold, Lifeless Baby
I can see your plot coming from a mile away. If it can even be called a plot. Trainwreck! But you know, I already have the perfect ironic death planned for you, dear "author." *beats with a dead baby*
Hate me, Kill me, or Help me
By now, I think my answer would be obvious. >D
When Danny comes from a fight agaisnt Technus he heards a conversation in the night.
"Heards" makes me think "herds." Which make me think of sheep. This, in turn, reminds me of that stupid "sheep sold as poodles in Japan" urban legend. Baa.
Vlad gaves a new and better version of the ectosckeleton to Valerie.
"sckeleton"? Sounds vaguely Irish. Only not.
He is on town and with a plan on mind, and would Valerie be Vlad's puppet, or she will help Phantom?
Meh. You bore me. *sics a rabid, mad Irish poodle on the writer* Good girl, Lassie!
Elements Power
That has to be the most unspeakably lame title I have seen in my life. At least it's capitalized correctly.
Sam and her group are ghost hunters while Danny and his group are halfas. They hate each other either way,inside out ever scince they meet.
Scince? As in science? Hating each other with science...that's one way of doing it, I guess.
But do they really hate each other? Can they even fall in love?
Cheesy romance fic ahead. Woo. I hate you with science. *introduces the writer to a little thing called nitroglycerin...and a mallet*
Lost in Loss
Lost in redundancy, more like.
Danny has just died leaving only his ghost half.
Insert sappy funeral music here.
Valerie & the gang think the writing was a lie & puts Sam under close gard.
The writing? Eh? It's not a lie. It's just bad. And what's "gard," anyway? Secks? A pox on you and your kin! ...or something.
They're proven wrong when Sam finds Danny mentaly sick.
You're mentally sick. Obviously. Or just stupid.
Is this the end of the line for our hero? DxS and seqel to I Will Remember
The hell is a seqel? You die now. *stabs with the, umm, butcher knife of literacy*
I think I'll quit while I'm ahead. Don't want this getting too repetitive. Meh, I'm rusty. Not that I was that great at this in the first place...
A Phantom Spider
Corny, but props to the writer for capitalizing.
Flames okayed.
Woohoo! Celebratory roasting time. *gets out lighter and coals* It's almost barbecue season, anyway. :D
Second Year of High school.
Because everyone loves random caps. Like...I Will stab you in the Chest. Which I will. Anyone got a skewer? >3
Danny Fenton and friends have a new science teacher. What happends when a super hero also shows up in Amity Park?
Well, I thought that's obvious. The new science teacher "happends" to be the superhero. And, judging from the romantic nature of most fanfics, he/she most likely has hawt!secks with one or more students. Please to be not turning the educators into pedophiles, kthx. Even if they are Sues. *shish-kebobs* ^^
Will coorsponding secrets be revieled or will everyone remain clueless?
Spell check hates you, too. As do I. *roasts*
Thanks readers AUsm
The hell is an AUsm? The only thing that makes me think of is gold (Au) jism, which tells you where my mind is...damn you, pit of voles. Damn you to hell. ;_; *serves with booze...a lot of booze*
Hunt or Protest
O...kay...That works, I guess.
After a tour, Valerie just became an anti experimenting ghosts.
...What the hell? Please start making sense. She has become ghosts? After a tour, of all things. Okay, okay, I can work with this. It's almost summer, so you must be thinking of vacations. You know how tourists always stupidly have those hugeass wallets? Well...*hits the writer over the head with one* Never underestimate the power of change! The penny you pass by on the street can be a formidable weapon. :D
She truces with Danny Phantom to make experimenting ghosts illegal.
Truces? *checks dictionary* Nope, not a valid verb form. Fail. *hits writer upside the head with said dictionary* ^_^
As this protest keeps going, they bond during the process. Will they become friends or is she only using him? No pairings
Meh. Works, I guess. But what's this about experimenting ghosts? So humans can be scientists, but ghosts can't? Where does that leave Technus, master of technology, et al? Besides, I'd have thought Valerie would have been against such an idea anyway, given how anti-ghost she is. Or do you mean experimenting on ghosts? No neglecting the poor prepositions. Fail! *beats writer to death with a grammar textbook* I guess it's true what they say...one concussion, two concussion, three concussion, floor. ^__^
I Will Live 4 U, Because That’s How Much I Love U
Danny was lucky enough to live after his birth. But the doctor told his mother he approximately has until his 23rd birthday to live...Chapter 2 up!
Meh. The summary's halfway decent, although the pointless angst makes me want to hit something...but the title...eurgh. What manner of death would be suitable for a chatspeak abuser? Ah, I've got it! *strangles the writer with a "u"* >3
The Cold, Lifeless Baby
I prefer "The Cold, Lifeless Writer." *sharpens various torture instruments*
Danny and Sam are in college, they get married at 18, have a first child, then want a second child.
The commas are crying. And seriously, no matter how much in "wub" you may be, having babies in college is not a good idea, nor is it romantic.
But their dreams for a second child are shattered. find out why this happened in The Cold, Lifeless Baby
I can see your plot coming from a mile away. If it can even be called a plot. Trainwreck! But you know, I already have the perfect ironic death planned for you, dear "author." *beats with a dead baby*
Hate me, Kill me, or Help me
By now, I think my answer would be obvious. >D
When Danny comes from a fight agaisnt Technus he heards a conversation in the night.
"Heards" makes me think "herds." Which make me think of sheep. This, in turn, reminds me of that stupid "sheep sold as poodles in Japan" urban legend. Baa.
Vlad gaves a new and better version of the ectosckeleton to Valerie.
"sckeleton"? Sounds vaguely Irish. Only not.
He is on town and with a plan on mind, and would Valerie be Vlad's puppet, or she will help Phantom?
Meh. You bore me. *sics a rabid, mad Irish poodle on the writer* Good girl, Lassie!
Elements Power
That has to be the most unspeakably lame title I have seen in my life. At least it's capitalized correctly.
Sam and her group are ghost hunters while Danny and his group are halfas. They hate each other either way,inside out ever scince they meet.
Scince? As in science? Hating each other with science...that's one way of doing it, I guess.
But do they really hate each other? Can they even fall in love?
Cheesy romance fic ahead. Woo. I hate you with science. *introduces the writer to a little thing called nitroglycerin...and a mallet*
Lost in Loss
Lost in redundancy, more like.
Danny has just died leaving only his ghost half.
Insert sappy funeral music here.
Valerie & the gang think the writing was a lie & puts Sam under close gard.
The writing? Eh? It's not a lie. It's just bad. And what's "gard," anyway? Secks? A pox on you and your kin! ...or something.
They're proven wrong when Sam finds Danny mentaly sick.
You're mentally sick. Obviously. Or just stupid.
Is this the end of the line for our hero? DxS and seqel to I Will Remember
The hell is a seqel? You die now. *stabs with the, umm, butcher knife of literacy*
I think I'll quit while I'm ahead. Don't want this getting too repetitive. Meh, I'm rusty. Not that I was that great at this in the first place...