Journal created:
on 11 August 2004 (#4145648)
Updated:
on 17 September 2006
Name:
Smool
Location:
High Wycombe, United Kingdom
Welcome to the lair of Priestess Charlotte Horatia Smool,
I like sarcasm, mocking, and red nail polish. I dislike children (God, its amazing how their screeching can be heard even with a music device on full volume), people who say 'God bless you', and people who dress sensibly. In fact, make that sensible people as a whole.
I am a 20 year old pirate, who is taking time out from debauchery and thievery to study for a law degree. Then once i have it, i shall be able to do the aforementioned legally. mwaha
yarrrr.
I like sarcasm, mocking, and red nail polish. I dislike children (God, its amazing how their screeching can be heard even with a music device on full volume), people who say 'God bless you', and people who dress sensibly. In fact, make that sensible people as a whole.
I am a 20 year old pirate, who is taking time out from debauchery and thievery to study for a law degree. Then once i have it, i shall be able to do the aforementioned legally. mwaha
yarrrr.
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