Bay Of Kym: That Little Known Place In Grimsby

The Kym is a simple creature who hails from somewhere 'oop North. At 22, she often feels as though she were born in the wrong generation and is always interested in some form of regression back into childhood should the opportunity come about.

Unhealt... Healthily obsessed with her boys she will defend them to the highest... thing, and will sulk when some people (you know who you are...) are particularly mean about one of the boys. Kym would like to take this opportunity to threaten violence should the origin of Mr Daniel Casper be questioned again.

Married many times to several of her friends, sometimes repeatedly, Kym is somewhat of a... h0r. Technically this is classed as too much love to be constrained by society's fascist standards, not that she's a great big whore with commitment issues.

As well as being married to some of them, there appears to be some kind of incest happening, mostly centered around Ms fallapartagain, as is much of the porn type activities are.

Allergic to any form of pain, she has a tendancy to squeal before being hurt and posesses a unique ability to almost castrate plastic surgeons as they attempt to stitch parts of her back together. Not brave in the slightest she has completely understandable concerns about spiders that are bigger than 20p's, things that fly/crawl/scrurry/run that are smaller than a baby, children, snakes, needles and fish.

Posessing the ability to scare the living bejesus out of takeaway delivery type people, Kym will sense their car nearing and happen to open the door just as they are coming though the gate, annoying the-man-from-Mariners who comments on it and always tries to beat her.

Amongst her biggest achievements are getting the previously angelic solosaxophone to say 'Porn', converting briargate to Holby City (... with more than a little bit of help from Ian Aspinall and Peter Wingfield) and corrupting piggydoggy & aquaticmischief. Her lower points are admitting having a crush on Simon Amstell and actually finding someone-who-briargate-finds-attractive attractive too.

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