Reblogged thepittrat
TAYLOR DEARDEN on
Funny You Ask with Ike Barinholtz
Reblogged pelorsdyke
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
#if you guys dont want leftovers you can fend for yourselves - I did not work eight hours#to come home and need to cook even more#my family doesnt do dinners unless it's like us ordering take out#We shared every breakfast and every lunch growing up because this was specially important to my mother#then it came dinner time and she was like#My brother sometimes took the leftovers#my little ARFID gremlim ass hated them because they somehow tasted like fridge#I still hate reheated food#So I have many many years of being creative at dinner time#I was obsseseed with melting cheese slices in the microwave as a kid and eating them with a fork#My poor mother looked at this and was like...at least is not instant ramen or popcorn again?#I remember being like 4 or 5 and refusing to eat dinner insisting I was not hungry#I absolutely was I just didnt want what was available#So when everyone went to sleep I raided the kitchen and ate like honey and chocolate powder#Also one day I refused to have lunch at kindergarten my blood sugar/pressure dropped I almost passed out and had to be taken to the ER#But even trembling and ill and pale I would NOT eat whatever they were serving that day#What a nightmare child Jesus Christ#I am 100% sure I was 1/4 chocolate milk and this specific brand of biscuits as a little kid
Reblogged foxspoookymulder
DIRTY DANCING (1987) directed by Emile Ardolino.
Reblogged slidewhistlebj
mel & langdon parallels THE PITT — 01.14 -> 02.13
Reblogged lunarfuneral
howl!frank and sophie!mel. does this mean anything to anyone the way it does to me.
Reblogged penelopepennington
me when anything even remotely inconvenient happens
Reblogged minyicho
from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
it just gets better
and better
Reblogged smolfangirl
whole hospital got doe eyes
Reblogged pelorsdyke
sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"
Reblogged kyonite
kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
Reblogged rylandgracie
whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit
Reblogged measuringinlove
ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before
tautological wordle answer
posts that make you open wordle
Oh boy better go try today’s wordle
WHAT THE FUCK
Reblogged slidewhistlebj
